[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

You can do this with most things. I had a somewhat similar conversation:

Me: "How can anyone not like jeans?"

"My mom doesn't."

"Is she fat?"

" ... "

Most problems and critical opinions are simply fat people who find something hard or unpleasant because they are fat.

[–] jynnan_tonnyx 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

Fats: "This room is freezing/burning up."

Me: In a t-shirt and jeans feeling no temp one way or the other, while the hams are about to have a stroke.

[–] Totenglocke 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Fats never complain about being cold. They sweat just by walking outside in the winter.

[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Just be forewarned, people on here might shit all over you for associating with a ham...

[–] Lilacaxe [S] 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

I wouldn't call her a ham. She actually has a normal BMI. Her body fat percentage is too high. She is skinny fat. Like most of the Americans with normal BMIs.

[–] PewterKey 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's like 99.8% of normal bmi women are skinny fat. So I wouldn't fault you.

[–] ChocoRainVanillaIce 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It's nearly impossible not to now, simce 2/3 of the US are hams.

[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

every 35 pounds over the top end of your BMI is 1 inch of dick buried in fat.

Now if you have a 6 inch dick thats 210 pounds over weight to make it disapear. Making anyone near or over 300 pounds with little to no exposed dick.

[–] Whitemail 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I wonder if they do fupa fucking in order to masturbate. Maybe they're too busy eating and love food more than sex.

[–] Socks_are_okay 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yes they do. It's called fat pad fucking and I genuinely hope they'll die of it due to rotting waste.

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[–] butitwasmesombra 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No, it can't.

[–] MoltenFat 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

I'd disagree, or else TIL that I have either an extremely skewed perception or a looooong dick ;-)

[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Can confirm. My fat patients always have way smaller dicks than the skinny patients.

[–] Ashra 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Do you think there is a medical reason for this?

[–] shitlordnurse 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

yeah it gets buried in the suprapubic fat, AKA "fupa." Trick I learned if you can't find the penis is to have the patient lie flat than use one hand to push down on their fupa and it should pop up like a toddler being bounced off a trampoline.

[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

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[–] SLM123 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Skinny people are evolutionarily sexy. It’s part of living an organic life. Just throw words at her that leftists have been using for ammo.

[–] MoltenFat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Don't miss the exciting new TV-Series coming this fall season to your new FierceAndTough-TV station (FAT):"


Where's Waldong?

[–] ETres 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's part of being a Shitlord: Maintain my fitness = maintain my pecker. If I lose any, I have only myself to blame.

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