Archived What physical activities are most devoid of fat people? (fatpeoplehate)
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Archived What physical activities are most devoid of fat people? (fatpeoplehate)
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[–] Siacca 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
I've never seen a fat skydiver. There actually may be some porkers that want to do it, but there are very strict weight limits for obvious reasons.
[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
You just need to add a few extra.
[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I would like an enterprising shitlord to open a skydiving thing in a third world country that allows fats and forces then to put a deposit down to clean them off the ground and buy new parachutes if we get lucky and it fails.
[–] Fatburner4u 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Walking up stairs.
[–] redpilledblackguy [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
LMAO.
[–] 13105425? 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I'd say the harder something is, the less hams you'll see doing it. Any beginner-level class is bound to have hams in it though, so no matter what you do you might just have to put up with them until you reach a high enough level where only shitlords are left.
[–] jynnan_tonnyx 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
This. Intro-level and normie tier stuff I would expect to be ham filled. Just persist and make it past those phases. After that, they should self-purge after the first few months, like the new-year's resolutioners.
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I've seen fatties involved in all of the above minus rock climbing... probably because I don't have any experience in that area.
How about skydiving? I've seen lots of overweight people at the Dropzone but never a morbidly obese hog, they just don't have the chutes strong enough for pigs to safely fly.
[–] love_rape 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Bouldering / Rockclimbing is mostly a fat-free activity. I do both, and while there are a few overweight people there are zero obese. They just don't have the strength for it.
[–] EffMrsDeathFat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I must agree. Haven't done a lot of rock climbing, but every time I have gone... no fatty.
[–] ThatWhiteHotFire 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Spelunking.
[–] fuzzybob13 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Kayaking- they literally can not fit in to a kayak plus most have a weight limit of 350lbs
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[–] redpilledblackguy [S] ago
It is?
[–] EffMrsDeathFat ago
Oh yes. Don't do it. They're all obese women trying to lose weight with dance but then go eat a gallon of ice cream.
[–] getrippeddiemirin 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
There are fats in cycling. GOD there are fats in cycling. Doesn't matter if it's MTB, road, CX, track, you have fats.... in lycra. The good news is their power to weight ratio is like 0.04 so you can usually drop them pretty quick unless it's a group ride. Usually, after a time, they shrink a bit, but cycling goes hand-in-hand with post-ride pastries and beer so they actually rarely reach human size. Even if they do, once winter is over, they've managed to pork right up again. I don't even know how someone can gain that much weight in a period of 4 months even if they don't ride CX and track in the fall/winter
[–] Crux ago
That's because the bike takes the weight of the person's structure.
If you have a lifestyle where you do something like chin-ups regularly, your body intuitively knows that if you eat past a certain point, you are only making it harder for yourself to lift during your next workout. With a bike your body is just trying to build as big an energy tanks as possible, it doesn't matter if it is a gut.
I have a friend who has been in great shape his whole life. He loves to hike and climbs mountains all the time. The only time I ever saw him with a pot belly was when he spent a few months bicycling East to West across North America. His body was doing everything it could to create a calorie surplus and there was no negative consequence to having too much because the bike takes the weight.
[–] getrippeddiemirin ago (edited ago)
Except for the fact that weight plays a HUGE part in every single form of cycling in the world. If you want to excel or make it up that hill faster than the guy next to you, cutting weight is the best way to ensure that. Pro teams have literal starvation camps you could be sent on and if you don't make weight then no, you won't be racing in the spring classic you has your heart set on. Most high performance bikes have a weight limit of 230lbs anyway. The entire sport is about marginal gains. Want to increase your power output and up your FTP? Cut weight, fatty.
If your friend gained weight while riding he basically just managed to go full retard with a sport where I burn 850kcal+ during our 1hr30min morning team workout