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[–] Canadian_trap_qt 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago  (edited ago)

3am, after a restless night, I got in my car and drove half an hour out of town to buy Chips Ahoy cookies. And I ate them alone in my truck. Not one or two of them. All of them. With a half liter of coke.

Fucking most pathetic thing ive read in my life.

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[–] LordoftheBeetus 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Seriously. You can make way tastier cookies than Chips Ahoy at home.

But seriously, it was pathetic for other reasons as well.

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[–] polebunny 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Not least for the constant "I'm such a man I have a big beard and tattoos so I'm a fighter and I'm really tough and I've been in a fight and did I mention I'm a fighter"

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[–] Colorful_Levity 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I'll show them! Guzzle guzzle

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[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

And I says baby

It's three a.m. I must be hungry

When I says baby

Well I can't help but run to the store for cookies

And the soda pop's gonna wash it down I believe it

~Matchbox 20

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[–] suitoda 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Don't forget, God made him do it!

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[–] isol8 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

more like satan made him do it. that's just foul.

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[–] MoltenFat 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Anyone taking bets that this is just some fatfiction from some obeast projecting its fantasies onto a wider (than itself is) audience?

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[–] MyFatnessPal [S] 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I like to believe it isn't. I think it is important to always keep in the back of your mind that you are not untouchable and that you can become a whale in a ridiculously short amount of time.

It is a scary thought that lots of people reject along the lines of "fuck you, theres no way I'll ever be a whale, youre wrong". There is always a possibility of it and your job is to repeatedly resist it. To reject that reality and the fact it can happen is really dangerous, which is mostly why we are here anyway.

It's pretty motivational when you see stuff like this because you look at it and think "fuck no, I dont want to end up like that". So, don't be like the ham from the post and don't think for a moment you can't ever be. That is my message.

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[–] MoltenFat 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Don't worry pal, I'm the opposite of the guy in the story, I've changed from fat to fit. And you can check my past comments, I know about that monster lurking inside me, and I know that I have to face it every day and respect its power, or I'll be lost.

If I sounded a bit ungrateful to you at first, I'm sorry. Your advice is a truly good one as a general rule and really productive as well as helpful.

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[–] LordoftheBeetus 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I can't be because I don't stuff my face with food. If you don't do that, you won't be fat. No amount of reading or being careless is going to shove food into my mouth without my consent. There are no excuses and things like this just remind you that the human race is devolving, not evolving.

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[–] isol8 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

nah i disagree. this just reads of revenge fic.

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[–] Little2934 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That is why I get on he scale every morning. That is why, when I was up 2 pounds today, my diet for the day will be adjusted accordingly. My dog is getting put down today at 1pm. Am I sad? Of course. Will I over eat to soothe myself? Fuck no.

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[–] gentronseven 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

The part I started suspecting it was fake was when someone drove by making pig noises. This just really doesn't happen except in fat fantasy.

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[–] Dr-Claw 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I agree. It reads far too “feminine,” like he read every single Ragen blog, committed everything to memory and produced a custom story from “a man’s perspective” with a heaping helping of “Woe is me, I was wrong!” thrown in to appease the fatties.

Everything is there - the conditions, the injuries, the mocking bystanders, the “I used to be fit!” followed by the cliche binge in the car. It’s trying too hard to pepper details about its gender, therefore I find it very hard to believe a man really wrote this.

If any of this actually happened, his fat wife wrote it on his behalf.

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[–] PinballWizard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I vote for fatfiction. If I gained 30 pounds in a short amount of time, I would not shrug it off - I would be furious with myself. Even stuck at home with an injury, there's plenty to do besides eat.

I'm guessing it's either a fatty or a small-fat who thought he was a shitlord just trying to stir the pot.

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[–] VisofSer 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

After that diatribe of failure, what is the top comment?

"This post has hit /r/all and /r/bestof - We are heavily monitoring the comments and will remove negative/hateful/harassing comments as needed. Play nice."

Grow a spine. As for the tale of fail itself, I see no difference between becoming addicted to painkillers after injury or illness and becoming addicted to stuffing your pie hole with filth. He claims to be strong? Prove it. I don't even know how you can switch from being active every day to the typical gym cycle of sorrow and donut rampaging but he's been successful at that! And there is this mess of "This happened! My heart jiggles in agony!":

I was power walking through the neighborhood, sweating bullets, feeling really proud of myself for not stopping for a breather in almost twenty minutes, when some guy drove by and made pig noises out his window at me. I was broken. I've been in bar fights, I've been hospitalized, I grew up with not one but two abusive stepfathers, I'm a fighter. But I was so hurt and broken and embarrassed that I just stood there. If some guy had done that to me when I was thin, there's a good chance I'd have hurled a rock at their window. But I couldn't think of anything to say or do because this time, on some level, I agreed with them.

I haven't even read the comments. This is a warning to never accept the moderate answer or turn your eye away from the yawning chasm of obeast world.

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[–] Colorful_Levity 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It wrote that out because it woke up and accepted failure instead of WTF, I should help myself and fix this. Time to switch to water and keeping an eye on grazing and portion sizes.

Nope, now it realizes that there's a whole FA community that it will dive into to convince itself regularly to see obesity as a good thing in a last ditch effort to be wanted again.

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

"I didn't realize how much more I'd been eating. Instead of coffee for breakfast I was having a couple eggs and a package of toasted waffles just to kill more time before I went back into my injury limbo. Not three hours later I'd make myself a big sandwich, with soda and chips, I'd eat dinner with my family but some nights it was so uncomfortable sleeping in my bulky cast that I'd end up eating a second dinner. You can see where I'm going with this."

Yup, you could have easily prevented this whole thing by eating less, but you're retarded and now making every excuse in the book to find acceptance. Good luck getting to "160 lbs" with your nutritionist you long-winded, wasteful, lazy flatulence machine. Your attitude is shit and you're a fat, weak-ass piece of shit now.

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[–] Norm85 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Calories in/calories out wins again.

Moral of the story, if you cut back massively on exercise, then eat less not more.

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[–] Mayanese 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Or eat the right, healthy things. It's not that hard, I est 2000 Calories a day, that's 4 very big satisifying meals for me and I'm even cutting calories. In a bulk I'd eat up to 6 big meals = 3000 Calories a day.

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[–] l_voated_today 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I thought weight loss was like any other goal, it just took organization and willpower.

Proceeds to tell a story of how his lack of organization and willpower led to him getting fat.

There is also a good chance this is fatty fan fic.

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[–] HollyFlax 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

This obeast was never a shitlord, though. He may have made fun of fat people, but that was due to a lack of empathy (a very hammy trait) and not an understanding of fitness, nutrition, and calories. This post explains why so many people who were fit in college and high school become obese. They spend hours working out every day and when it ends, they spend hours eating. They literally need someone to tell them how to work out and what to eat. This one will never lose the weight, but will continue to post about how hard it's struggling indefinitely.

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

At least he admits thin privilege in all actuality is self-restraint at meal times and the willingness to be active.

Not a privilege at all. Those are positive character traits. That is why Fats hate themselves so much. They know they are worthless lazy food addicts.

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