Archived Why do pork orcs think other people are jealous of watching them eat pure crap? (kek.gg)
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Archived Why do pork orcs think other people are jealous of watching them eat pure crap? (kek.gg)
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[–] delta88 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I only get "jealous" when I see people eating fresh fruits and vegetables - particularly blueberries, which sometimes sell for $5 per pint. I can get cheap, low-quality food anytime. Blueberries definitely taste better than a 20-piece chicken nugget, and they're the same price, but worth a whole lot more.
Also, if these "skinny" girls "work out 9 hours a day", what are they doing on an elevator? If I were trying to be "skinny", I'd be taking the stairs (just kidding, I'd be taking the stairs either way, especially if I saw a fat person on the elevator)