Archived Why do pork orcs think other people are jealous of watching them eat pure crap? (kek.gg)
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Archived Why do pork orcs think other people are jealous of watching them eat pure crap? (kek.gg)
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[–] SeriousNiggerFaggot 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Even after a mile swim I want a beer and chilli rellanos not mechanically separated, antibiotic fed, GMO fowl.
[–] Zoro152 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I almost never go to McDonalds unless im on a road trip or something and I might grab a coffee and hash brown. Last time I had McDonalds I was coming back hammered after going out at 4am, friend decided to stop by McD's and I ordered a double cheeseburger, I don't know if it was because I was drunk but it tasted so bad I took one bite and threw it out the window. So many better options for cheat meals imo
[–] SeriousNiggerFaggot 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I grew up on Taco Bell, McDonald's and Wendy's since my dad was permanently drunk (didn't grocery shop) and friends either worked there or we'd pull receipts out of the garbage for the ol "I got the wrong order" scam.
I used to catch catfish from the pond behind our house, eat freezer burned 6 year old elk meat and systematically hit every neighbor in our sub development with the "I'm making a dish for a school pot luck and just need a quart of milk and four eggs since my mom is working late tonight and we're out" scam. I've eaten frogs, squirrels, pigeon, crow, rattlesnake, rabbits and just about anything else that can be killed with a pellet gun.
I know what starvation mode really is and I'll gladly hit it again than eat fast food. Every time I'm dumb enough to eat that shit I end up with diarrhea or constipation and that's saying something coming from a guy with the stomach of a billy goat who could normally set a clock by his bowl movements. The funny part is I still eat lot's of wild creatures and am always up for trying something new and exotic
[–] SkinnyFat ago
McNuggies are NICE! They're like the epitome of guilty food.