Archived Why do pork orcs think other people are jealous of watching them eat pure crap? (kek.gg)
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Archived Why do pork orcs think other people are jealous of watching them eat pure crap? (kek.gg)
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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Because that’s the end-all, be-all of their lives. It represents the love and sex they’ll never get. By the way, the shitladies were not salivating at the sight of the beetus. They were trying not to puke.
[–] OhTheHamanatee 1 point 8 points 9 points (+9|-1) ago
Although it's 90% likely to be a troll post, I would honestly imagine some shebeast thinking its greasy fupa is confident and strong, because it vacuums deep fried everything AT LEAST every other minute of the day.
Also, they need to realize that disgust =/= jealousy.
[–] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I'd have to be pretty damn hungry/desperate for mcnuggets to make me jealous.
[–] SeriousNiggerFaggot 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Even after a mile swim I want a beer and chilli rellanos not mechanically separated, antibiotic fed, GMO fowl.
[–] Zoro152 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I almost never go to McDonalds unless im on a road trip or something and I might grab a coffee and hash brown. Last time I had McDonalds I was coming back hammered after going out at 4am, friend decided to stop by McD's and I ordered a double cheeseburger, I don't know if it was because I was drunk but it tasted so bad I took one bite and threw it out the window. So many better options for cheat meals imo
[–] SkinnyFat ago
McNuggies are NICE! They're like the epitome of guilty food.
[–] Siacca [S] ago
Personally, I'd rather starve.
[–] anoncastillo 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"Also I haven't gotten laid in years and even though I tried to seductively suck the grease off my fingers they didn't even flirt with me ;_;"
[–] Siacca [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I almost threw up from the mental image that created.
[–] yonhyakunijyuumoyase 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
God if this is real that's pretty pathetic the ham gets that much pleasure out of a bland shitty cheap food like chicken nuggets. Sucked the "tastiness" off her fingers? No no you delusional cow that's not flavor that's just grease from the McBeetus fryers! Also what shitlord/shitlady WOULDN'T make some kind of face at an obeast loudly slurping chicken nugget grease off their sausage fingers?
[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Except that we can eat crap if we want and not be fat shits. We just don't eat the fuck ton they do AND we get to look amazeballs while doing it.
[–] 13079616? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"I must have killed them a bit inside". Probably. They had to question weather it wanted to eat them (that's why it decided to eat only 2 nuggets).
[–] iswallow 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
If only she could laugh her ass off, that would be a great start