Archived Is it just a general fact at this point that fatties can't dance? (facebook.com)
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Archived Is it just a general fact at this point that fatties can't dance? (facebook.com)
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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Pro tip: Don't wear a Star Wars shirt when your face actually resembles Jabba the Hutt.
[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Fatties trying to look seductive just give me the ooks. Just, no.
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Something about its particular body shape makes this especially disgusting. I can't tell if it's the oddly shaped fupa, or the way that fupa sort of wiggles in odd directions, or just the general vileness of its moves combined with the weird body, but...this is especially disgusting.
Please stop making these "sexy" dance videos, fats. I know you're trying to make us all think of you as normal, sexual beings, but we don't want to. Because you are gross.
[–] Project_Destroy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This spoiled, fat, lazy cow needs to clean that mother fucking house. Jesus, watching that thing ungulate was about as brain numbing as watching a lava lamp. Who in their right mind would think that flapping their fupa around like a dying animal was sexy?
[–] responsibilitrees 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I both love and hate the obeast dancing vids. Love because it makes me feel so much better about my own dancing skills, and hate because when I'm done watching it I feel like I need a bath...
[–] 13078380? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I... I... think I can see a... cameltoe... *Barf
Thanks now I surely need therapy.
[–] OdinsMessenger 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
NO GOD WHY NO!
[–] Maybe-drunk 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Omg