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[–] CuriosityOnFire 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
There's a secret burried deep behind hefty access fees by Capitalist shitlord Lord Mc the Third:
You can't die of fasting unless you run out fat and finally, the rest.
Insulin blocks the McFatBurningDirectorate. So eat foods that are low on netcarbs or the glycemic index. Or burn the sugar in your blood so insulin can lower without making you hypersugar or whatever
-A nation's wealth is determined by its willingness to fight and the number, locations and quality of McNukes it has
-Envoy of Lord Mc The Third
No longer will production bow to looters. Now we irradiate their habitats, level their capital and contaminate their air and themselves.