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[–] RealAhab 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

You know damn well she doesn't wipe.

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[–] jeffjeff 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I doubt she can, and she doesn't seem the type to carry an arse wiping device. Probably just goes into the jacuzzi and defiles it for everyone else.

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[–] Asinthe 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is one of the reasons i stopped going to pools.

I am god damn sure fattis go there to use chlorine water to 'clean' themselves 😭😭😭

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[–] fuckingmockies 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Her diaper looks like a sail.

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[–] Siacca 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

NSFW!!! Oh my god! That ass looks like a garbage bag filled with dog turds.

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[–] YoHomie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If she wants to stay with the astronomy theme, her nickname should be 'Black Ho(le)'. Black Ho would be fitting simply due to the similar mass and gravitational pull between the two.

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[–] MurderParty 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It's trying to get one of those cute "location" photos that skinny girls pose for, but its ass takes up the entire frame so you can't see the surroundings.

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[–] Selfpropelled 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Location: da hood

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[–] SkinnyFat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Well, she seems to live in a fucking ghetto and not a nice quaint beach so it would look just as bad even if her ginarmous mass did not eat up all the frame estate

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[–] FatsDrinkTheirTears 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

She's not wrong. I would say she's about 3 Oreos from breaking the chandrasekhar limit.

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[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'll give her money to leap off that railing.

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[–] YoHomie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

If she was to leap off that railing, the killer Earthquake and resulting tsunami would devastate the developed world. Be careful for unintended consequences.

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[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You are correct I did not take extinction level catastrophe into account.

Perhaps she could just jump in a wood chipper? We could direct the output into the ocean to chum and feed some fish or at least plankton?

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[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

One can only hope.

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[–] Elmer_Hagen 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You could make a decent leotard out of the lower half of that bikini. If you could properly clean it that is.

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[–] Snu-snu 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

That's the catch I don't think you could properly clean it. The instant you put it out to dry it will just catch a breeze and tear the clothes line off the house. You could use the dryer but will probably have to ask permission from a party rental place to use their industrial tent washer/dryer. Lol

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