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[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 65 points (+65|-0) ago 

She's the only one who jumped. The other girls flew into the air when she landed.

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[–] shadow332 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The other girls are fat, too. Just the one the left might be ok. The rest are lardasses as welll.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake [S] 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I can't believe I didn't think of that. Also, although I'm from NY and live with my SO on the east coast, he's originally from LA. This bitch has her wedding in Malibu and had she been directly on the fault line, I have a feeling Cali would've been an island...

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[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I can't believe I didn't think of that.

I was too fast for ya.

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[–] DiabetoStinko 1 points 32 points (+33|-1) ago 

Now that she's married, she can really let herself go.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 1 points 25 points (+26|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Me when the first pic opened...

...gotDAMN the rest of the fam is almost shoved out of the pic frame!

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake [S] 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I read that in Dave Chapelles voice. Sorry to ping you in the post but I gotta give credit where it's due :)

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[–] mmmmdonuts 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

'Till Beetus do them part.

Probably by next week, too, by the look of it.

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[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

If one of them stood at the North Pole and the other at the South Pole, the Equator would pop like a zit.

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[–] SpaceRace 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

This could explain the Hawaii lava flows.

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

But did it?! Hawaii? Fuego in Guatemala?

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[–] ILoveBeingHuman 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

If it were in tornado alley a storm spotter might confuse it with a cumulonimbus.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake [S] 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

I knew that things shape looked familiar :)

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[–] BWV1056 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They could follow it to the reception for the buffet and see inflow jets as she approached the cheap chinese food.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Complains cat is jealous of fattys time spent on phone. Cats probably happy it doesn't have to have smelly fat grease paws on it

My spidey sense tells me that's heifer-speak for "I forget to feed muh katz cuz awm too bizzy tryin 2 hook up wit muh fatfished luverz on muh fone dat kittez be yowling 4 food at me" .... and now I fee queasy. >_<

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake [S] 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Forgot to add that while uh... harvesting??? these pictures, I noticed all of its posts were either in food, cat, or plus size related sub reddits. No surprise there I'm sure, but hilariously stereotypical either way..

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[–] Podge512 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'm amazed the wedding photos didn't have to be aerial!

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