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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago (edited ago)
It should just kill itself. The both of them, actually, if i'm being honest. Also, a few things that bother me...
Uhm, that's not inspiring, it's disgusting. The fact that the she beast referred to gaining 100lbs as "a little bit of weight" (when it went from 390 to just short of 500 within an 18 month period) is reason enough to kill them off. That's a whole human being, not a few pounds you gained from letting yourself go, you fat fucking slob.
Again, sorry but no. There's nothing strong or inspirational about eating yourself into super morbid death-fat status by the time you're 25. You know what's strong? Not weighing in at 500lbs and then dieting down to still being obese. You're literally a fucking farm animal at this point that should take a long waddle off a short drive thru that is perched ontop of a cliff. I could be onto something here, actually. I think I just found a way to kill them quicker.
Uhhh, have they seen him? Sure he wasn't as fat as her, but he was still an obese basement dwelling cave monster. He's no catch. Just because he accepted his fate and dated the lowest hanging fruit around without protest doesn't mean he deserves a medal. No self respecting woman would date that thing.
Oh seriously, fuck me. Their dreams were selfish, and furthermore why even bother losing weight if your goal is to still be morbidly obese? I'm not gonna praise you for still not being able to fit into a plane seat, just because you were once too obese to fit on a plane at all. Seriously, did you see the "after" picture of her in the seat? If you were to attempt to put the arm rest down, it would cut its adipose-laden hip off. It's ass is still wider than the seat and if I had to sit next to that pig I'd be dinging the flight attendant call button with the fire of a thousand suns because I didn't pay full price to share half my seat with some fat smelly barnyard creature. That shit belongs in cargo, not next to me salivating for the snack cart.
My biggest pet peeve and why I'll never congratulate an obeast on its progress is demonstrated throughout this article. You ate yourself into a disability and want me to praise you for.... What exactly? Not eating an entire countries yearly GDP worth of food for a week? Yea that's not happening. Furthermore, you certainly lost weight but you're still a subhuman obese piece of shit that ruined your body beyond repair. You don't get brownie points teehee for losing weight if you're still obese, which you are. When you become human sized with a BMI of 23 or lower, then perhaps we can talk, but probably not. I don't praise people for not doing meth, because they shouldn't be doing meth in the first place. Same goes for being a cookie-jar rapest.
[–] OdinsMessenger 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"take a long waddle off a short drive thru"
Dammit, I was really getting into the hate then you threw that in there and made me start giggling.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Sorry, muh condishuns were making muh blood pressure rise, lol. Had to throw in some comedic relief before I hulked my computer through the wall again.