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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Lol. Not for long, though, did you see how her knees are buckling?
She looks like a humpback troll, lurking next to the slim, pretty bride. Like it's a literal fairy-tale wedding and she is there to curse their firstborn.
Beware, young bride! Lumpenstiltskin is there! (Oh, who am I kidding? They all know she's there; first because she was tacky enough to wear black to a wedding, and second because the buffet has been destroyed.)