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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
It is an impressive material to conceal and contain that much lard and not tear apart. It is no surprise it got compliments and what else are people going to compliment when they see you anyway?
[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
When people have nothing nice to say about you they will compliment the dress.
[–] Whitemail 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
One time someone was saying an obeast was sweet. That's about the only good thing he could manage to say.
[–] jynnan_tonnyx 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
"Oh, hey (fatass), you're... standing under your own power still."
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Lol. Not for long, though, did you see how her knees are buckling?
She looks like a humpback troll, lurking next to the slim, pretty bride. Like it's a literal fairy-tale wedding and she is there to curse their firstborn.
Beware, young bride! Lumpenstiltskin is there! (Oh, who am I kidding? They all know she's there; first because she was tacky enough to wear black to a wedding, and second because the buffet has been destroyed.)