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[–] Siacca 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Have him drop off a bag of sugar free Haribo gummy bears in the desk.

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[–] blackh0les111 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And some 'light' Olestra chips such as Lays

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[–] TantricPanniculus7 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago 

Umm, you need to look at the amazon reviews for the haribo sugar free gummy bears. Spoiler: they're made with some poison that makes you shit your brains out if you eat more than a few.

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[–] PinballWizard 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Better be careful with taking things from his desk, a triggered fathematics teacher would probably stop at nothing to get a shitlat expelled.

On the other hand, leaving things like weight watchers flyers, overeaters anonymous ads, or jenny craig coupons around the classroom could be entertaining....

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[–] ReconquerCurvy 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

A math teacher? Help him figure this out:

You had 13 Hohos, but lost 6. How many calories did the 16 year old shitlord deny you?

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[–] SChalice 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

FPH has the best trolls on Voat

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[–] YamaMaya 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Only a fat would keep that many cakes in its drawer with no intention to share.

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[–] ilikefish 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Screw almonds, put some carrots in the drawer.

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[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Bag of almonds, good idea. But how many? Nine would be funny. One fat paw-full, then immediate starvation pangs -- staved off by a half-dozen hohos. Whew, that was a close one!

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[–] billyjackthemac 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

my 2 sons are little shitlords too, maybe there is some hope for the future.

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[–] 13030870? [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's all about setting a good example.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Interesting how they always "forget" when they eat too much, but they have an iron clad memory for things they didn't get to eat.

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