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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"Sex with a size 2 is so fucking bad omg from experience."
No. Leaving aside the truthfulness or (more likely) untruthfulness of his "from experience," no, it was not--unless you think the reason it was bad was because she actually expected you to do some work, instead of lying down doggie-style so neither of you had to move or stop eating. (And having sex with one small woman =/= having sex with all small women in the world.)
I am so tired of fats insisting that their sex lives are sooo much better than normal people's. Why? Why is it "so much better?" Because you have to lift flab out of the way to find the relevant parts, and hold it up out of the way to use them? Because both of you are out of breath within three minutes? Because you both stink like a swamp in which pigs have been bathing? Because neither of you are flexible enough to even touch your toes, let alone rest your legs on each others's shoulders or do backbends? Because the women weigh far to much for the men to pick them up and hold them against the wall or propped on a countertop/back of the couch/footboard? Because the men's knees are far too bad to do the kind of deep knee-bends certain positions require? WHY, exactly, is your sex "so much better?"
And you do realize what a fucking childish, ridiculous thing that is to brag about anyway, don't you? Fatty, nobody cares about the sex you're (supposedly) having. Nobody. People who are actually having sex don't feel the need to constantly discuss it with strangers.