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[–] SimplySlimLayla 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
"Provide warmth" oh god what
[–] TrudeauianEyebrow 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Yeah, I've got these crazy new inventions called a furnace and blankets.
Also I'm 6'5"...if a woman gives me shade I'm fucking running for the hills.
[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
No want snu-snu with Amazons?
[–] CognitiveDissident5 3 points -1 points 2 points (+2|-3) ago
Love the user name! I'm currently blocked from Fascistbook for pointing out that trudeauian eyebrows are used by trannies.
[–] RabbisSukBabyDikBlud 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
The shade part got me. A little to the left dear.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Any guys I've been with are usually warm enough as it is. Never had anyone who needed me to keep them warm.
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah, I joke with my husband all the time that he's like a human radiator. I've never had a boyfriend or man whose body temp didn't seem way higher than mine.
[–] mybrotherans ago
With their poor circulation? That's a laugh.