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[–] billyjackthemac 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

so my choices are to tolerate a fat, smelly, lazy piece of shit or just buy and umbrella/throw on another blanket...decisions, decisions..

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[–] szopjal_lovat 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Using a woman as an umbrella or heater is totally not objectifying.

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[–] Apexbreed 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

But somehow using her as a leg rest is??

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[–] SimplySlimLayla 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

"Provide warmth" oh god what

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[–] TrudeauianEyebrow 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Yeah, I've got these crazy new inventions called a furnace and blankets.

Also I'm 6'5"...if a woman gives me shade I'm fucking running for the hills.

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[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

No want snu-snu with Amazons?

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 3 points -1 points (+2|-3) ago 

Love the user name! I'm currently blocked from Fascistbook for pointing out that trudeauian eyebrows are used by trannies.

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[–] RabbisSukBabyDikBlud 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The shade part got me. A little to the left dear.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Any guys I've been with are usually warm enough as it is. Never had anyone who needed me to keep them warm.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, I joke with my husband all the time that he's like a human radiator. I've never had a boyfriend or man whose body temp didn't seem way higher than mine.

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[–] mybrotherans 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

With their poor circulation? That's a laugh.

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[–] DopeandDiamonds 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

It is ok to hate fat people because they hate me as well. I thought we are not supposed to judge based on appearance. Seems HAES is not as accepting as they make it out to be.

Thin does not equal unhealthy

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[–] veganandnotfat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Something tells me he's never had sex with someone under a size 24

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[–] PinballWizard 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Yeah, when he said "omg from esperience", I knew he was lying about everything. Probably crying while he was typing...

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[–] EffMrsDeathFat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Can you imagine the smell though from having to handle the folds? I think I'm going to lose my lunch.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

My god fit people sex is the BEST. I know what it's like to be scrawny and weak and have sex with a scrawny weak guy, and now that I'm super fit and my man is, our sex can last hours and we can cum multiple times. Sex is hard work! Usually we're super sweaty and exhausted afterwards but it's because we're thrusting like crazy, jumping up and down, moving each other all over the place, balancing, lifting, experimenting... need I say more.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I imagine fatties sweat just as much just lying there next to one another... finishing off another gallon of Hog'n'daz. The difference being you guys change the sheets after!

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[–] REEEperMan 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Eclipsing the Sun is the only thing hamplanets are good at.

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[–] L3D 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Trigger warning, calling a fat lesbian a dude.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"Sex with a size 2 is so fucking bad omg from experience."

No. Leaving aside the truthfulness or (more likely) untruthfulness of his "from experience," no, it was not--unless you think the reason it was bad was because she actually expected you to do some work, instead of lying down doggie-style so neither of you had to move or stop eating. (And having sex with one small woman =/= having sex with all small women in the world.)

I am so tired of fats insisting that their sex lives are sooo much better than normal people's. Why? Why is it "so much better?" Because you have to lift flab out of the way to find the relevant parts, and hold it up out of the way to use them? Because both of you are out of breath within three minutes? Because you both stink like a swamp in which pigs have been bathing? Because neither of you are flexible enough to even touch your toes, let alone rest your legs on each others's shoulders or do backbends? Because the women weigh far to much for the men to pick them up and hold them against the wall or propped on a countertop/back of the couch/footboard? Because the men's knees are far too bad to do the kind of deep knee-bends certain positions require? WHY, exactly, is your sex "so much better?"

And you do realize what a fucking childish, ridiculous thing that is to brag about anyway, don't you? Fatty, nobody cares about the sex you're (supposedly) having. Nobody. People who are actually having sex don't feel the need to constantly discuss it with strangers.

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