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[–] ErrorHasNoRights 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Yeah, people are awful. They just don't want to hear the truth because they want to believe there's a magic answer. If it involves restraint and mortification, FORGET IT. They don't want to hear it.

Oh, and +1 for having an endless supply of hilarious insults.

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[–] IheartSwimming 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Crisco Cretin

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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

THEM: Hey, you’re one of those lucky guys who can eat whatever and not gain weight! It’s genetics, right?

ME: No. I’m not special. I’m just like everyone else. I have to be careful. I first figure out my TDEE, and rarely deliberately exceed it. For exercise, I...

THEM: It’s genetics, right?

ME: ...Yeah, okay, it’s genetics.

THEM: I knew it!!

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[–] hate_the_avg 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

YES. The fattest women at work can never see me eating without commenting.

"Look dere he go, he always be EATIN."

No shit I AM always eating, when I'm on a bulk. And I finish it with still lower body fat % than my coworkers. And I fucking hate always eating, its boring and tedious and forced, if you aren't a fucking food addict.

"Oh wow, I wish I had your metabolism, haha. Just you wait."

Ill be 40 years old in a few months, when exactly do you think I'm going to turn into a fat fuck? Never bitch.

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[–] alien557 [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

maby not butter, but I bet a land whale would totally believe me if I said putting splenda into a regular soda would reduce the calories.

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[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

there was a fat fuck on youtube that had a tub of butter by his computer that admitted he at it straight from the tub as a snack

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[–] itsmeyoursister 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Plastic wrap your fat. It will sweat out all the adipose and toxins.... Oh wait, some fatties already do this...

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[–] AnabolicRice 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You fuckin serious?

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[–] hiddenbutt 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

ItWorks!

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

How are you a pansy for having more discipline and willpower, being stronger and faster, and being smarter than them?

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[–] Siacca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Tell them to eat a full bag of sugar free Haribo gummy bears every day.

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[–] sad_diner 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

To be fair, that one would probably work. Lol

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[–] RollinDaGrassTyson 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Anyone else get older relatives spouting the bullshit "You have it so much easier because you're young!", "Just wait until you're our age."? meanwhile they have been seeing little to no success on various (((commercial diet plans))). No, getting older does not mean your body begins to produce energy out of nowhere.

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[–] PixieNovah 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

at this point fuck with them, tell them some dumbass shit like you ate 2 pinecones a day with dinner.

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