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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Rolled my eyes so hard at the first sentence -- fucking hell, where are these body cops they reeee so much about? And where can we get some over here in California which allegedly is sooo superficial and body-conscious? Seriously I'd LOVE to have police bouncing heifers and mayos off our beaches. That voice that's telling you that you don't have a beach body is the spark of humanity that hasn't been suffocated by brain lard yet, damn.