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[–] OdinsMessenger 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Or, ya know, just go outside and get a natural tan? So you don't have to worry about your fake tan running. I'm no outdoorsie type, but even I've been getting just a bit of a tan. Fake tan is such a disgusting concept, honestly, it's the most unnecessary of all cosmetics, which are unnecessary to begin with.
[–] BestUCanB 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I hate the heat and summers, but living in AZ for 18 years gave me a tan even if I’m practically a hermit. I agree with you, Assleak needs to get out more or move to Hell (where I am) where she gets it in 5 seconds just from driving a car lol
AZ is brutal, in Europe and north east America I was called Snow White because of my white pasty skin, here I have the skin tone of the Kartrashians without even trying.