Archived Woman gets into wrong car and devours owner's Capri Sun and sausage roll (archive.is)
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Archived Woman gets into wrong car and devours owner's Capri Sun and sausage roll (archive.is)
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[–] Nymphios 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
She got into the wrong car by "accident".
[–] Siacca 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
This was no accident. The pig saw food in an unlocked car and helped herself.
[–] GoldShekelSteinBerg 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
First thing that came to mind here too.
[–] moarzor 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Who took the pictures?
[–] IForgotMyPassword_ [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"Nerjis poses in her car with a sausage roll similar to the one she ate outside the supermarket" seemingly for the photos in the article.
However, it does also say "She did find the time to take a quick snap of her hilarious mishap and shared it on social media.", although it doesn't appear on the page.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The odds of finding an identical car in the same position as yours that is also unlocked are astronomical. Fatty sat in its own car, ate its own sausage roll, and then made-up the whole story for attention.
[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I've seen enough matrix glitches to believe this story... And fucking fats are everywhere. What I don't believe is that it was an accident. You just don't get into someone elses car without realizing it immediately.
[–] Headshoulder 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
She was probably like a drug sniffing dog looking for food. Just so happened to be same car as hers
[–] Siacca 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I doubt it was the same kind of car. She's making that part up to justify stealing someone's food.
[–] BestUCanB 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
That happened to me, not the eating part. In college there was a guy with the same make, model, and year of my car. Same color too. Only thing different was he had a tail fin in the back (on the trunk) and I didn’t.
My class let out early and I went to his car. My key actually worked. I was about to leave in his car when I noticed that the backseat was different, and even my rear view mirror was different. Once I realized it wasn’t my car, I was like “oh shit!”, got out, locked his door, got into my car and drove home.
This was back in 2006/2007 and our cars were the really basic 2005 models that had manual windows and old school dashboards lol
[–] zaimenellen 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
True story 100%
[–] ChicagoSunroof 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The archive link isn't working so here's the real deal
https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/24/woman-gets-wrong-car-devours-owners-capri-sun-sausage-roll-7573697/