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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 1 point 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Honestly, I find Kristen Cavalleri just as annoying and attention hungry now as I did back when she was in Laguna Beach. Her children's names are... terrible & sneauflayke-y and she's trying desperately to become relevant again (even though she never really was). That aside, her children aren't fat and she's not shoving her opinions on food down people's throat, so let her be.

It's infuriating to me that people will go on a rampage when it comes to limiting their children's food choices to not include pure garbage, yet when we see these 300lb mooomstrosities sitting on a bench while their 80lb toddler waddles around the playground with a bag of crisps, nobody blinks an eye. On your child's thin and active? "Child Abuse!!! Call CPS!!!!!" But a 160lb 9 year old that's fully developed and can't run a lap?? "Yasss gurrlll, you slay! Don't listen to the haterz!!"" Fat kid will probably even get some blob at Buzzfat to write an article about how fierce it is.

Everyone says "The children are our future", but I'm seeing more and more gluttonous self-centered stupid fatasses emerge everyday as opposed to level headed, intelligent children. No longer is that what younger generations strive to be; infact the whole "Everyone gets a trophy" generation doesn't seem to strive for anything. Its now okay (even a goal for some) to become a fat, degenerate thot with 3inch thick drag-queen makeup and the inability to think for themselves.

If this is our future, well then beam me up, Scotty! because I'm ready to get the fuck outta here.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Eh, I'm not holding her up to be a "super mom" like she does seem to obliquely want to market herself as -- and don't even get me started on her anti-vaxxer bullshit from some time ago, though she seems to have backtracked that or at least pussed out of defending it. But I'm posting about her tonight as a contrast to the post about the fat six-year-old the cows are awwwing and oooing about on Buzzfat. They have no problem dissecting and "shaming" what a slender, especially a good-looking, mother feeds her kids, but oh boo-hoo, don't go after bipedal piglets or they'll Facebook and Insta-stalk your ass backwards and sideways.

Edit: I think it also drives home the point that you don't have to be particularly smart or even extraordinarily self-disciplined. You need to just need to be baseline motivated to stay at a healthy weight and eat and exercise consistently.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Oh yeah -- about the kids' names: SAYLOR grates me the most, damn these basic bitches SPELL THAT SHIT RIGHT ALREADY. It would have been a sweet name spelled SAILOR for fucks sake enough with these "creative" hooked-on-phonics names.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If you've never read the "Not Without my Handbag: Baby's Got a Bad, Bad Name," site, you should. It's sadly not been updated in a long time (or at least hadn't last time I checked), but the archives are hilarious.

I HATE those "creative" spellings even more than I hate the fucking Cabbage Patch names these morons give their children. Our old neighbors named their daughter "Neveah." You know, "heaven" spelled backward. When they told me her name it took all the effort I could give to smile and say, "Oh, that's pretty," instead of making gagging noises and asking if they wanted her to grow up to be a fat single mom.

My kids have unusual names (well, the oldest one's is more unusual; the youngest isn't the only kid with that name around), but they are actual names, and the oldest's is common in Scandinavian countries. This, unfortunately, means that parents of little Draykin and Attakis think that I'm on their side, and are always eagerly sharing with me the hideous monikers with which they've saddled their defenseless children, thinking I'll love them. No, Daughter's School Counselor, I do not think your naming your children Silver Tungsten Jedediah and Brooklyn Sable Calliper is an awesome thing to do. What I do think is that, having done that to your own children, I do not trust your judgment regarding anything you might suggest for my child, who has a perfectly normal name that might be less common than Jessica or Amy but is still an actual name that people have been giving their children for hundreds of years.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof [S] ago  (edited ago)