Archived I exercise and exercise... just cannot lose weight. Must be "big bones" (thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com)
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Archived I exercise and exercise... just cannot lose weight. Must be "big bones" (thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com)
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[–] smug_wendy-chan 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Must be that big plate and big fork in from of you. Put 'em down fatty.
Really, they could sleep all day if they wanted and just eat their BMR - 10% and they would be thin. But, but, but... I need to treat myself once in a while!
[–] 12862405? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fat to human translator: Once in a while - Six times a day
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Another good example of fats spending more energy being fat than it takes to be thin. This is neither the laziest, most comfortable, or best way to walk, read a book, or eat something. By trying to half arse all three, you are getting no enjoyment and also no gain. It is easier, lazier, and better to go for a walk sometimes, just read a book sometimes, and just sit down to eat sometimes.
[–] AnabolicRice 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A MYSTERY
[–] ElectricPurple ago (edited ago)
You know how it’s pretty much the norm to go out for ice cream or something after a workout? That. That’s what’s keeping them fat, but they’re too idiotic to realize it.
Fuck sake, you don’t need ice cream after a workout. Drink some cold water. Or a plain iced tea . It’s not hard.
[–] MoltenFat ago
That's what the fast food's think tanks are aiming for, telling people that instead of eating less and thus needing to burn less, we should all gorge on McBeetus and then hit the treadmill - that way they make double the money.
[–] Lurkerontheroof ago (edited ago)
In my last gym before I finally quit that bitch because we can finally afford a fully stocked home gym (weeee!!!) that was an every day sighting, with variations on food/phone/mag combos.
[–] fatpeoplehateisgay 3 points -3 points 0 points (+0|-3) ago
I whine 24/7 on the internet about things I don't like but will never be able to stop. If I keep whining like a bitch even harder surely these things will stop happening... right?
[–] Scooter_Death ago
Maybe