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[–] Homelessfuck 0 points 69 points (+69|-0) ago 

From the other perspective;

My friend and I went for a quick jog,and out of nowhere this eatbeast plopped in front of us and started jiggling some chicken mcgreaseballsat us. We stared in horror at the thing as it weezed and ate, and wondered how anyone could have so little self respect or awareness.

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[–] nomadriders 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago  (edited ago)

People are on a natural high when they leave the gym, there's no way "they looked so depressed" after a workout lol. I'm pretty sure they just wanted to get the fuck out of that elevator before the hippo farted or shat herself. And who the fuck orders 20 chicken mcnuggets?

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[–] SkinnyFat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Usain Bolt does order ridiculous amounts of nuggets.

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[–] CantBuySkills 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You get all the upvoats

P.s. when I was 9 years old they had 6 and 8 piece mcnuggets........

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They had 20 pieces since they started making them. The difference is people thought the twenty piece was for a family or event. It wasn't just for one person

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

When I was a kid they sold buckets of fries. 3-4 supersize fries. Even then, there was only the one "fat kid". I loved off fast food all my life and never set time aside for exercise, now that I've gotten older and less sophisticated of a job 30 minutes of weights is enough to keep me think.

Her 20 piece was just a snack in between meals.

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[–] Greycloudedskies 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

That wasn't envy... that was disgust

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[–] whatisbestinlife 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

shock, awe, disdain, pity

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

I've literally worked out for 12hrs solid on 150mi+ bike rides, and the last thing I want when I'm done is some nasty fucking McDonald's "food". They were likely completely disgusted by the elevator cow.

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[–] Fupachabra 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

When I go for really long hikes, once I get home all I want is cold, fresh food... Definitely not grease

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[–] AnabolicRice [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I lift heavy 4/5 times a week and I can't even imagine eating greasy food afterwards... I feel nauseous when I eat greasy food anyway. If I ate greasy food when tired and worn out, I'd probably pass out.

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[–] hellno 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

1180 calories not including sauce and only fat retards lick thier dirty fingers.

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[–] AnabolicRice [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Only 1180 for 20 nuggets? I woulda thought it'd be more.

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[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Add in another 150 calories for three barbecue sauces.

But yes people have talked about how following a strict diet they were actually able to loose weight eating McDonald's food. Starting with not getting fries and a soda.

I used to grab a McChicken often when they were $1. Because they're 350 calories and I'd pair that with water.

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[–] ThirteenthZodiac 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

They're surprisingly cheap, calorie-wise.

My go-to "too lazy to cook" dinner for awhile was a fish sandwich, 10-piece nugget, and medium fry. Comes out to like 1300. Which, when you only eat once a day, is perfectly fine.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nuggets aren't that heavy calorie wise. Ofc, we all know fats eat a whole bunch of nuggets, plus dip, plus coke, plus extra large fries. So it turns into a lot of calories.

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[–] MessyEnema 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Nugs are actually pretty great macro wise.

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

"Not including sauce", not in any universe I can imagine. Possibly a packet of sauce for each nugget.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Isn't projection beautiful? That salivating, burning envy is what fatty feels looking at fit women. it is projecting that feeling onto them. I know what being fit feels like and what chicken nuggets taste like. I'm here to tell you there is a clear winner.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

The eating cardboard comment as well. Anything that tastes delicious doesn't need a variety of sauces to accompany it.

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[–] OdinsMessenger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

But that doesn't mean sauces are bad. I love me some sauteed vegetables in thai peanut sauce. I call it Hot Brown.

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[–] AnabolicRice [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I would assume this is satire but you can never truly tell these days.

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[–] SpaceRace 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It is also an old old repost.

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[–] AnabolicRice [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Didn't know

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[–] GasImmigrantPolacks 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

To them any woman under 180 is skinny, and by extension a slut. Envy is a deadly sin fatties!

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[–] FuckFatReddit 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Has to be Poe. If it was real they wouldn't admit to having a 20 piece

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[–] CharmedStrange 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I was thinking the same. Reads like something Cars might have written.

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Unless they think it's a normal portion. Say, for instance it usually orders 3 of the 20-packs.

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