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[–] SluttyBrownie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Not a relationship but I haven’t seen one of my good friends/massive crush of like 2 years(he started dating a pig meanwhile and I’m no home(barn?)wrecker) in about 6 months.

I saw him last week and he’s on his way to porkville ever since they moved in together like he has gained 20 lbs and got engaged to the beast.

And this is how the one that got away became a dogded bullet

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[–] callthehambulance [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This pork lord he's fallen for, I saw her in the flesh. She's gross. Made me feel way better

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[–] SluttyBrownie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Remember it’s his loss not yours

If he thinks any real woman (not porker) will touch him with a 10 foot pole after this, he needs a reality check