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[–] meowilicious 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

Asking random strangers to fund for someone's funeral is the tackiest thing ever.

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[–] fuckingmockies 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Those XXXL coffins ain't cheap.

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[–] jeffjeff 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Plus whatever insurance has to be taken out against the risk of an enormous grease fire starting in the crematorium. It's like a chip pan fire x9000.

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[–] fuckthisshitimout 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fast food isnt either but that obviously didnt stop him.

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[–] dcosta77 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

"...an infection that he let go too long for stupid reasons."

Tell me again how fats care about their health...

This deadfat was so lazy that he let himself DIE from a common infection. I have no sympathy. None at all.

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[–] ashion101 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I bet he did something like smack a toe into something or get a minor scratch/cut on one of his ham hocks and cause he likely already had full blow beetus, didn't feel it and didn't care so left it to become infected and rot... no sympathy.

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[–] Plant_Boy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

But... but... Healthy At Every Size!!! Body Positivity, Stop Fat Shaming! It's muh genetics!

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

now I'm going to wait for the post about one dying from the common cold.

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[–] Horsearooney 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

What sort of life did that fat have that it's tribute page has pics of him pissing, passed out on a couch and shoving food into its pie hole. The only pic showing his face is a chin wobbler. Wasted life.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

dont forget the jar with the pony in it with....

oh fuck i need to be sick just thinking about that fucken feral shit...

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[–] jynnan_tonnyx 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I'm sure it will be sorely missed by that hotdog place's owner. This lard was putting their kids through school.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's funny but very likely true!

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[–] 8ch 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It probably was an infection created by a diabetic ulcer.

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Likely on some part of his body he could no longer see or feel.

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[–] RoBatten 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Lord Beetus was waiting his turn and would have stepped in . . .

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[–] Jimbonez_Jonez 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

We wuz burger kangz

emphasis on 'wuz'

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[–] Shishamo 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Being that fat is like being 90 years old.

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[–] jeffjeff 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Not really, there are plenty of slim 90 year old folk who can probably move faster and without that funny waddling thing they do. No chub rub and probably a cleaner arse too.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I hope and believe this is what we will see over the next 5-10 years. This is the generation that is already 400lb by the time they are 20. We should see people begin to die, not in their 40s and 50s, but in their teens and 20s. People don't wait until they are 30 before they let themselves go and give up anymore, they are raised from birth to give up before trying.

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I passed a group of maybe 8 or so kids today who were maybe 10-11 years old. Every single one of them was overweight, and a couple were obese. When my kid gets to school, he's gonna be the only skinny one, I swear.

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[–] jeffjeff 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Agreed, he will have been obese for probably 18 of his 19 years. As soon as they're weaned they're on the pizza and beetus juice nowadays. Heart will have been under strain for his entire life.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And hopefully without having had the chance to breed more 🐖's.

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