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[–] billyvvinz 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Reminds me of the time I sprawled out in one of the bariatric chairs in a hospital waiting room, lamenting loudly about how much space was wasted on me.

Yes, I burned the jeans when I got home -- fats are nasty.

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[–] 1mpatientPatient 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Spun round? Don't believe you, bet they weeble-wobbled round.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Slowly orbited into place?

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[–] 1mpatientPatient 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Sounds more like it.

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[–] jeffjeff 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

That's depressing as fuck that there is now a market for oversized stools. If you can't fit on a normal stool without it disappearing up your cavernous arse crack it's time to quit eating pies.

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[–] Notthicc 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I love going to Ross's junior section and hovering around the "one size" clothing and watching the fats pick up shirts and hold them up just to realize they'll never fit and walk away.

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[–] zaimenellen 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You need even less to trigger fats. Other day I was in a park,just to do a short run because I workout a lot but run almost nothing. So I just wanted to enjoy some movement like a normal human being. I was in a passing point doing some pistol squat (one legged squat) and two fat femals stared with hate at me while walking toward I don't know,with they red faces and out of breath just for walking. Just existing and being quite fit is triggering.

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[–] eternalrefuge 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You didn’t say that too loud. Apparently you actually didn’t say it loud enough. I meant only triggering two lard beasts? Psshhttt you must not have been trying hard enough!

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[–] MeowsephStalin [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You're right 🤔

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[–] hellno 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

VICTORY!

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[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And they probably went home to Tubblr and a bucket of ice cream to bitch about that “oppreshunn”.

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