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[–] HuckleberryHound 0 points 69 points (+69|-0) ago 

Size 32+ when your clothing size exceeds your maximum life expectancy

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[–] wham-bam 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

She started talking about sizes up to 6x, then mentioned the size 32 thing. For a second, I thought she meant 32x. I died a little inside.

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[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

They should be cut off at stores and restaurants the same way drunks get cut off at bars.

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[–] distorted_game 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Instead of being served coffee and called a cab, fats will be given a gray tarp and a bag of celery.

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[–] puggy 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

there should be a scale in the doorway of every restaurant

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[–] convenientreplacemen 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

A narrow door would work as well.

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[–] OhTheHamanatee 3 points 3 points (+6|-3) ago 

What if it has a fupa handler or enabling family that brings it beetus?

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[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Can't police everything. But you can shame publicly.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Assisted Suicide laws.

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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Scary but probably true, note it’s wearing a ring on the wedding/engagement ring-finger.

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[–] Airborne_Hillbilly 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What if?...It most certainly does. They always do. You don’t get this fucking fat doing shit for yourself.

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[–] REEEperMan 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

Those are her family portraits in the back.

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

ten upvotes on comment

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[–] OdinsMessenger 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Those posters are actually really cool. They're made to look like travel advertisements from 40's or 50's, but they are for different locations in our solar system. Sorta alternate timeline kinda thing where space travel is the norm. Can't tell you where to find them, but I have them saved on my compy so I can have them printed in the future

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[–] REEEperMan 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

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[–] PHXSunlight 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I read it as "undeserved" instead of "underserved" at first. Makes sense, because you don't deserve to have nice clothing options at that size, because homo sapiens of that size shouldn't exist to begin with. It's utterly disgusting and so unhealthy.

Also, yeah -- the American Dream these days seems to be being a lardass while endlessly consuming and lolling around all day, every day.

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[–] Hooked68 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That thing has never been underserved. A few lessons in portion sizes are needed.

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[–] Longstocking 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

How in the hell do you hit a point in life where you can shamelessly say that a 4x is too small. Or even saying a medium is too small with the way vanity sizing has taken a jump. Is it the bliss of ignorance?

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[–] AnabolicRice 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I bought a hoodie from the USA a few months ago in size medium and when it arrived, I was wondering why it was so baggy... It was for the gym so whatever but then it dawned on me that it was USA medium.

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[–] Longstocking 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Poor thing, you probably could of gotten away with an American extra small and still had wiggle room.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

It's FUPA is connected to it's ass making it look like it has its own planetary ring!

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[–] SpaceRace 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Laughing so hard...the gravitational pull gives it rings.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Doesn't help how your username is relevant to this when it comes to the subject of planetary bodies.

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[–] HuckleberryHound 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Its an extra extra extra extra large, which is why its a crop top on it. Holy hell.

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[–] distorted_game 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Size 32?! Is that like a dress size? A pant size??? What the fuck is a size 32?

At target they have size 18 pants and they’re enormous. 32 is like....what the fuck

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[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I’ve seen size 32... in euro sizes :p equivalent to about a size 2 US

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