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[–] Thatsahugebitch 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Right, let's do this...

1) obesity is a risk factor in a whole host of different ailments, from diabetes to cancer to heart disease and many more. So it's a fact that you're unhealthy if you're a fat fuck.

2) your size is literally the first thing anyone would notice about anyone else, it's only an issue for people if they're faced with a hideous blob.

3) I've had people make conversation with me in sorted many times, maybe asking if something I'm picking g off the shelf is good/worth trying? I don't have a fucking meltdown about it as my life isn't a fat joke

4) see point 1, you unhealthy fat greasebag

5) clothes can be cheap, clothes can be pricey. Live within your means, thrift stores/charity shops if necessary. No shame in starting at the bottom.

6) businesses keep stock to meet demand... It's not their problem if your the only size XXXXXXXL in the state

7) your body is shapeless. Well, it could be one of many shapes depending on how your poor body is dealing with storing the excess adipose. But none of those shapes are human shaped.

8) how dare your family members care about you. Boo fucking hoo.

9) the doctor is most likely right though. Either directly or indirectly, your weight will be a causal factor in why you're at the doctor's office. Muh bad knees? Muh back pain? Muh Beetus? Lose some weight

10) I have been given compliments before... I don't immediately think that it's in relation to another aspect of myself that isn't attractive. That's your projection, fatso

11) but fats are lazy. And they eat too much. The one thing they do put 100% into is stuffing their maw.

12) comedians rip on everyone. dont take it personally, you fucking toddler. I don't eat meat or dairy, I don't cry into my beer when comedians take the piss out of vegans.

13) pay for the space you take up, seems reasonable to me. You taking up two seats prevents the airline from selling that seat to a human. Pay the difference.

14) it's not always just your size, it's the ketchup stains on your shirt. Also, the smell. The rotting, stinky fupa sweat smell.

15) personally, I can't help gawping at fatties when they eat, not simy out of judgement but just out of sheer amazement. Like rubbernecking at a car crash. You're killing yourself and you know it, it's weird.

16) a box of gas station donuts.... You're definitely living your best life. And let me guess, they were for everyone at the office. Gluttonous bastards these fatties.

17) other than whether you use duct tape, broom handle or mother in law to make it happen, I genuinely would like no details of your pigfuckery.

18) you call it a fetish because you know deep down that you're inherently unattractive. So you got one correct!

19) and we're also more likely to work harder and be off sick less than someone who is fat. It's like the two things are related in some way...

20) your friends are trying to palm you of onto others so they can be rid of you. You probably steal their food, wreck their car suspension and stink out their houses.

21) opioid addicts are also described in similar terms. Massive health crises are often referred to as epidemics, and fatness is a health crisis.

22) I have other priorities and so should you, mainly eating less and moving more. And if you don't want to do that, try and spend your few remaining years before Lord Beetus catches up with you in a more productive manner than writing massive REEEEEing lists about how the world is so unfair to you. Everyone has problems, you've made your problem for yourself. You could fix it as well, if you weren't such a child about it.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

9) the doctor is most likely right though. Either directly or indirectly, your weight will be a causal factor in why you're at the doctor's office. Muh bad knees? Muh back pain? Muh Beetus? Lose some weight

Notice how they aren't complaining about nonsmoker privilege when a doctor tells patients that they should quit smoking and that smoking exacerbates their health problems? Unlike fat people, smokers are actually banned and restricted from certain areas.

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[–] Veghead [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Gas station doughnuts lmao. I remember when they sold gas.

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[–] Whitemail 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The fatter the passengers are, the lower the gas mileage will be.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] feral-toes 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Number one: You’re not assumed to be unhealthy just because of your size.

Contradicts

Number four: Your health insurance rates are not higher than everyone else’s

Health insurance rates are actuarial. Fats cost more because they are unhealthy.

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[–] PHXSunlight 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yeah, but you're thinking way too logically and rationally. In their thinking, everything should be equal, because body size isn't a choice and people have no control or responsibility over their behavior and habits.

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[–] MorbidlyObese 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Once again, these are the results of FAT CONSEQUENCE, not thin privilege! And these visually repulsive fatties love to mention how men “fetishize” their monstrosity of a body! Less than .5% find morbidly obese women attractive, and it’s likely from some psychiatric disorder.

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[–] ChipSlap 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

“But muh Reubenesque.”

One pig-fucker becomes a popular painter and suddenly EVERYBODY from the 19th Century or earlier was a hog-humper. Stupid hams.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

People act like being thin is the same as being born a Rockefeller. No, thin is achievable, easy to maintain, and literally everyone can do it. Just eat fewer calories than you burn.

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[–] Veghead [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Lmao

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[–] ThoughtsAndPlayers 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Of course it's under the humanities section. Who would've guessed. Certainly not under the STEM, you'll never see something this stupid under the Medical section.

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[–] Creggieb 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hehe more like the huge manatee section

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[–] fathatersball 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I actually have had people assume I was unhealthy because of my weight. The second I explained that I eat low carb and run to maintain my weight, they got this weird tone of voice and said "no but you are really thin".

Yes, on purpose. I'm not even sickly thin; also, on purpose. I keep a close eye on my health like everyone should.

And don't tell me that those fat fucks don't openly talk shit to co-workers who choose not to eat the free donuts and cake because I've seen many articles written by fat girls who feel guilt because of it.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I actually have had people assume I was unhealthy because of my weight. The second I explained that I eat low carb and run to maintain my weight, they got this weird tone of voice and said "no but you are really thin".

Exactly. Lots of people on here were called anorexic by their fat parents for being thin, I'm merely one of them.

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[–] idoru 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I get that from my mother who is borderline obese. Her fad diets would work if she didn't "secretly" graze on haribo and nutella and shit. I'm bang on what I should be for my height but nooooo. You anorexic boy! My reply? "That's just jealousy talking".

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[–] Rialed 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Kudos to ASU for this comprehensive list of reasons not to be fat. Hope they follow it up with a rational diet program.

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[–] Veghead [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Or reasons not to get cancer

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I like the twist of your shiv.

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[–] MurderParty 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Hey look, all the reasons I'm glad I'm thin, together in one handy dandy list!

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[–] Veghead [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hahaha No mercy

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