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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

This seems like something a 15 year old boy would write, right? It's definitely not written in the style of a 35 year old fat woman? I remember being a teenager and I could not have noticed any of this stuff if I wanted to. If I did notice, it could only be because my 35 year old, fat mom was airing her dirty laundry at me all the time like a conceited, selfish, fat bitch would.

Oh yeah, and fatty needs to lose weight.

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[–] iama-shitlord 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago  (edited ago)

-Calls his mother "Mum" (ie. wants to sound like a britfag)

-Goes to a "Breakfast Restaurant" and gets donuts.

WTF?

I mean you probably could find somewhere in the UK to do that, but definitely sounds fake as fuck. Brit-bovines usually go for a proper fry when they head to the trough in the morning.

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[–] succubustop 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

That’s what went through my head. Plus it’s reddit. Every piece of shit there from posts to people is fake as fuck.

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[–] drivesaconvertible 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I love how all the comments are telling the kid to make some clever remark that will shut the dad down, and to ignore him if he argues. Basically make some grand statement and then everyone applauds. SJW power fantasy.

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[–] ComedicGoat 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

The dad is a master troll.

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[–] belil569 [S] 3 points 1 points (+4|-3) ago 

dad is a pigfucker that deserves to be hated too

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[–] Brodarious_Hamm 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

Well to be fair it doesn't sound like he married a pig and he's trying to get her to lose weight.

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[–] AntiFat6 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Exactly.

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[–] Sprintal 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago  (edited ago)

If she got fat after tje kid and trapped him the marriage and they have a dead bed room, he is redeemed in my eyes. Those burns are sick.

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[–] SuckADickDumbshit 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

My body type is definitely sexually fetishized.150x more than any fuckin' obeasts. It boggles my mind that they think people are literally lining up at the chance of getting to fuck someone like them

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[–] ayra_now11 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Also, even if this story is true, why is his mom crying so much? Adults shouldn't be bawling over the slightest thing, especially in front of their children.

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[–] TheStapler 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah here’s the thing kiddo... Your mom is more of an abuser than your dad is. That’s because she has abused the privilege of being someone’s wife, and is abusing your father by becoming a literally huge liability. Any day, she could be diagnosed with type 2 diabetes. He is stuck jerking it to porno for the rest of the marriage, or trying to fuck her but only managing to fuck fat folds between her giant thighs and wishing he was dead. She has breached the contract of marriage by becoming a gross useless sack of shit. So, he is being too tolerant of her actually. The kid is lucky his dad is putting up with it for the sake of the children.

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[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

All that pig is doing is cry and “REEEE”. It won’t even lose weight, it’ll just cry and go on Tubblr.

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[–] J_Darnley 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

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