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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

How do sausage fingers even play the violin?

A way to phrase this for the benefit of appearances would be to ask if they have a problem with their inhaler. You would assume they have asthma and that's why their breathing is loud. Use that as a way to make the point nicely that their breathing is quite audible and make some concern trolling suggestions along the lines of contacting their doctor. They probably don't have asthma, but with any luck, they will take the hint. I would do this in front of some people to make sure several people are now aware of the issue and listening for the sound. You are the good guy in this scenario and that will increase peer pressure for fatty to be self conscious about it.

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[–] polebunny 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

pretty bold of you to assume fat people will take hints