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[–] PHXSunlight 3 points 44 points (+47|-3) ago 

I'm shocked there's a woman that fit in Georgia.

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[–] Thereturnstudent 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

Who would down vote that comment? It's funny as hell. The Hamerican South knows no competitors!

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Lurking eatbeasts, that is who.

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[–] jonev123 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Looked up the race results:

http://www.teardrophalf.com/uploads/3/0/0/7/30074707/tdh_10k_oa_2018.pdf

A 73 year old women beat her by almost a half hour.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Seems about right.

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[–] ctrlcutpaste 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Justin Wolfram Chattanooga TN 594 15 M 2 10-19 1:25:28.0 13:47/M

That 15 year old is taking his sweet time as well....

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[–] jonev123 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

He finished at the same time as a 49 year old man with the same last name and hometown. Their was also a 13 year old girl with the same last name and hometown that finished in 55:11.

I'm going to guess it was just a fun family activity to support the girls running hobby.

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[–] veganandnotfat 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

She looks 65 what the fuck

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[–] Apexbreed 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Tons or years?

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Both?

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

"I'm obese and I ran a marathon! It was actually a 10K. I just finished in marathon time. Celebratory meal, included!"

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[–] 137 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Beast will use this 10k to prove MUH HAES! and will celebrate by eating an entire sheet cake for dinner.

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

*WITH dinner.

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[–] IGiveZeroFucks 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

She probably posted something just like that on her Facebook page, and 30 of her friends congratulated her for being bold/tough/fierce/empowered.

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[–] Dominus_Stercae 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Look at the knee joints of the obese. So many collapse inward, giving them "knock-knees." It stands to reason - between the weak stabilizing muscles and heavy overloading. As they get older they're going to be crippled (assuming they survive long enough).

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[–] performance 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Ever notice how few old fat fucks there are?

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[–] Dominus_Stercae 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

My father's in an old age home. Two things are immediately apparent:

  1. Nearly all the residents are women.
  2. The only fat ones are the young staff.

We're talking 70 to 100 year olds. Every one of them is thin.

PS: regarding point 1: even at his old age there's a healthy gleam in my father's eye. :-)

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[–] SuckADickDumbshit 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh no, they're out there. Trust me, ever been to Florida?

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[–] FireSauce 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

She would probably do better if she just laid down and rolled

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[–] TheStapler 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I believe that would require a Class C commercial driver’s license. Along with a hazard materials permit

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[–] FireSauce 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

kek

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[–] jcal22x 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It's gotta be the gloves.

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[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Ham is 41? Wtf it looks 60.

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