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[–] bluejade 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I don’t understand the obeasts who don’t drink water because “it has no taste”...bitch, water tastes fucking amazing on a hot summer day or after a run. But I guess they wouldn’t ever experience that.

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[–] Cowtownrunner 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

I love myself the occasional Dr. Pepper but I can’t enjoy it if it’s over a certain temperature outside. Anything other than water is just too heavy when it’s stupid hot, you know?

How these things guzzle that shit down 24/7 is beyond me.

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[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I must have drank me 15 doctor peppers.

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[–] hisuiiro 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lemon water's great, or a lil cucumber. Soda was actually supposed to be mixer's but I think Mommy made little Billy a Shirley Temple and now Billy likes to drink sprite straight. Now our entire society has to have cup holders because we can't stay away from the sweet beetus juice

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[–] Veghead 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I am lost on Big Gulps

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[–] Cerryo 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah and anyway it's not like having no taste is bad to begin with. I mean if you can't handle there not being a taste then stop breathing air I guess, because it has no scent (usually).

If we could hold our breath like whales and only had to breathe occasionally, then probably these fatties would be buying up expensive bottled air too, with cloying candy scents in it, and they'd start turning up their noses at plain wild air.

Of course the scents would incite hunger so the bottles would probably have to be sold in packs that included some actual candy, and then they'd start to forget that you can actually breathe without eating. Only dieters would just breathe, they would think - what a crazy thing to do, just breathing without swallowing anything!

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[–] SAHSkeleton 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I prefer drinking water 90% of the time because most drinks are too sweet for me. If I'm trying to get drunk I buy those alcoholic sparkling waters because anything else is too sweet to drink fast enough.

I have a hard time understanding people who can drink soda and milkshakes as anything but a special treat.

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[–] aretemis 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

if you can't handle there not being a taste then stop breathing air I guess, because it has no scent...

Oh, trust me, it has plenty of scent around them.

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[–] 12707134 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This would make a great novella.

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[–] darthbrodin 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

water tastes fucking amazing on a hot summer day or after a run

Preach. If you've never run for an hour in 90 degree heat and then pounded a tall glass of ice cold water, you're missing out. It's surreally good. I thought I liked water before my first experience with being truly thirsty. It's one of those experiences that puts you in touch with your primal side in a way that a fatty will never know.

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nah, you have to have pretty amazing genetics to be able to run outdoors without buying special sugary drinks from companys. "Muh electrolytes" and all that.

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[–] distorted_game 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

It's scary that some people simply don't drink water. Like ever.

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[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

My sister is a fat with her teeth rotted out. She's been drinking nothing but orange soda for probably fifteen years. She's now 27 and looks like she's in her 40s. The heroin didn't help either.

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[–] 12707147 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Doesn’t heroin usually make you skinny?

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[–] AnabolicRice 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Back in the day, people used to drink ale because it was safer to drink than water lol. They didn't have much choice and died young. These morons choose to exclusively drink soft drinks and alcohol with water available in abundance. Wtf.

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[–] trigger_piggers 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I don't even leave my house without a bottle of water. The thought of never drinking water makes me feel ill.

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[–] Fupachabra 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I flip a little when I realize I forgot my bottle at work...

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

They do this with everything. "Why are you drinking water? You're thin." "Why are you eating [fresh produce]? You're thin." "Why are you exercising? You're thin." Bitch, maybe those things are connected? They treat all healthy activities as temporary chores and then wonder why they are fat.

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Exactly why every other fat-enabling article claims "diets always fail," because fats "set point" is gluttony and eating to provide your body with what it actually needs and not what a fat piece of shit is used to craving is seen as bizarre by these assholes.

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[–] space_case 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Connecting the dots is just too much work for the lazy.

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[–] itsallajoke 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's also food of thoughtful human beings who choose to understand basic nutrition. Others have decided to delude themselves into thinking that the food industrial complex is something they want to be a part of. Morons.

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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Dear lord, are they so frickin’ stupid that the whole “drink 8 glasses of water a day” campaign just passed them by??

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[–] yellowbutterfly 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I fucking love vegetables.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

OMGawwwwwd, sliced up squash or zucchini on the grill runs circles around any chip sold on the market.

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[–] Hayashimo 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It's kind of a self-reinforcing problem. People who are obsessed with things like soda taste things differently because of just how overpowering it is. Then healthier things, like water, fruits, vegetables, etc. taste either bad or like nothing to them. High-fructose corn syrup is a hell of a thing.

I cut out soda from my diet entirely a few years ago and my whole palate shifted. Began to taste things I couldn't before. Pretty cool, really.

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[–] Neinlife 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

when you ditch sugar you find out all the flavor you been missimg that is for sure

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[–] CarbonsAnniversary 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They call sweet potatoes nature's candy for a reason!! So glad I finally got my toddler back on eating them. Or carrots tossed only in curry with a little olive oil and baked in an oven.

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