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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
In other words, if you physically cannot have sex because your respective genitals are inaccessible. They try really hard to wrap what they are saying in the nice, easily digestible terms, but what they are describing is horrific. They are trying to pretend like being too exhausted from sitting up is normal, just lying on the bed and touching is close enough because you're too lazy to do anything more is normal, and like giving up early because your joints hurt is normal. If they actually spoke about fat sex the way it works in reality, people would be appalled.
[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
This applies to pretty much everything else. ‘Fluffy tummy’ to decribe a pannus, ‘chub rub’ as a cutesy way to say ‘sloughed off epidermis’...
[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Ugh! I hate that! They are not “fluffy”! Bunnies are fluffy! Baby chicks are fluffy! Fats are not! It’s bad enough that they stole “curvy” and “voluptuous”!
[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Cars, what would we do without your insight and humor? @carsandsarcasm
[–] ThotsAndPrayers 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Oh really?
Sex while thin is the same as sex while fat, everyone! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to prop up my belly and pull my fupa out of the way before I go at it.
[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Dungeon Mistress? Didn't they misspell DUMPSTER as DUNGEON?
[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Eeek. She could totally break somebody. Say, hubby is tall and slim, someone like her would have easily cracked a rib or two. That’s probably why he’s not into fat women - injury avoidance. Physical injury as well as psychological injury.
[–] cyclops1771 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
FFS.
[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
At least the worst of them aren't breeding.
[–] MASSdestruction 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The secret of fat sex = Men, stop banging fat chicks!