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[–] capricious [S] 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

This guy is such a cuck lol. His instagram is full of toadying shit to make him seem like the perfect male feminist. It gives me the creeps.

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[–] culofiesta 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Guys like that are the ones keeping women chained in the basement

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Guys like that are the reason obeast pigs (like the ones surrounding him) think they can be choosy when it comes to dating. Ex-men (teehee no pun intended) like that cuckold are the reason hogs with a SMV of -5 think they're actually a 9 or 10, and also the reason I get eye raped by fat slobs in spandex ruining my view at the gym. They're never working out though, usually sucking down a 750kcal Trenta Mocha Chip Fat Frap disaster while doing duck face selfies. Made one cry last week, it was hilarious watching it waddle to its beetus-mobile (so it can cry some more, while posting it on YouTube or Tubblr, no doubt).

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

LOL -- funny because so often true!

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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

It's always the guys who can't compete for the attractive women.

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[–] AntiFat6 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Exactly. He reminds me of someone sexless weirdo that should host a kids show, and then its found out years later he has terabytes of kiddy furry porn. Like that guy from Blues Clues. No way fit women would fuck him.

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[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I thought that was Pee Wee that had the kiddie porn. I’d heard that the blue’s clues guy stopped because he was into adult women but none of them wanted to fuck a kids’ show host or something like that

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[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Calling someone 'thick' means they're stupid. I know word meanings get changed around but I can't see that any other way.

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[–] mynewaccountagain 14 points -1 points (+13|-14) ago 

Niggers use it to describe fat women

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[–] ThirteenthZodiac 2 points 13 points (+15|-2) ago 

And whenever anyone starts using the nigger terminology, or the fucking acronyms they use, I assume that their IQ is probably at least one standard deviation lower than I'd guessed at first.

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[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I understand the current usage, but when I see that shirt it screams that he likes hanging out with stupid women. If his overall plan is to get laid a lot I'll bet his gambit is paying off in spades.

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[–] ilikefish 2 points 11 points (+13|-2) ago 

I love women to be thick with muscle. Goddamn THAT'S sexy as fuck.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

What a surprise. The dadbod prefers similarly apathetic and unintimidating women. He doesn't have the value to aim for attractive people so he praises unattractive people as the ideal.

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[–] Blankman 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Lol. New fitness program.

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[–] Benweiser22 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I lost it at that. Come to think of it I've never seen a fat workout guru before. Wonder why that is.

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[–] hang_em_high 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Their fitness program actually takes in more calories than they burn. One twinkie per set.

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[–] charliemcdanger 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Maybe the back of the shirt says, "Because they're grateful."

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[–] puggy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

or "because I'm desperate"

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

"because they're low hanging fruit with no self esteem and no room to be choosy beggars, so 70% of the time it works everytime when attempting to get laid"

FTFY 😁

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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

All that’s missing is the fedora and “M’lady.”

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