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[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago (edited ago)
‘Going off the charts’ on a medical test is not a good thing. More doesn’t equal better. Obese divers are at an increased risk of decompression sickness, poor oxygenation, they are also less efficient at rescuing themselves or their buddies in an emergency. The first doctor was probably...you know...trying to save your life?
[–] fattyfatty2X4 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Yup. And if she’s so confident in her health to be diving, what was the cause for the doctor visit?
[–] presidentlula 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'm unsure it's a femayo... These games are getting pretty hard nowadays.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
But but muh feefees
[–] 12657545? ago
"The first doctor was probably...you know...trying to save your life?"
What an asshole. Should have encouraged additional dangerous activities instead.
[–] bman0321 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
When a piece of plaque breaks loose from an artery and blocks a vessel in the brain, which doctor can't get sued?
[–] 12649544? 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I want it to stay out of the water to keep the sea level down.
[–] Mr_Wolf ago
I want more to jump in so all the coastal fats are drowned.
[–] jobenzo2nd 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
How does it eat while it's down there?
[–] Cerryo 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Baleen
[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
same way any other whale eats
[–] FormerBaltimoreRes 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Here are the risks on diving as an obeast.
It's not just the fatalities, but diving incidents are higher with the obese, which endangers everyone.
[–] MargaritaNikolaevna 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This, so much this! It's dangerous. I'd nope the fuck out if I was assigned an obeast as a dive buddy.
[–] 12649793? 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Our oceans are polluted enough as it is.
[–] Podge512 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I'd like to think any self respecting whale would have higher standards than that!
[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Hope it gets mistaken for a walrus and eaten by a shark...and that no harm comes to the shark.
[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
shark would get beetus