I remember when I first met my room mates. Two land beats. I didn’t like fats as it was, but I could tolerate them. I didn’t think living with them would be this AWFUL. Unfortunately, I’m stuck here for now because where I live, rent is expensive. I am moving out with a fellow gym member I’ve grown close to this upcoming fall, so I shouldn’t have to suffer for much longer. This is just a rant. Here’s what I go through daily living with two fats;
What the fuck. I just did dishes last night, why the fuck is the sink already full at 2 pm?! There’s smudges of food all over the counter that they were too fucking lazy to wipe up. I’m also tired of the amount of animal fat/grease I have to clean. They always leave it to solidify on the pan. I’m a vegetarian and I always want to puke when I have to clean it up.
2) The bathroom
It’s a very small space, so we have to share one bathroom. So why the hell am I the one always cleaning it? The shit smear on the side of the bowl should be cleaned, not left there to solidify. Do none of you wash your hands? The hand soap seems to run out extremely slowly for 3 people.
3) Secret eating
They are both on a diet and go to the gym once a week. I regularly come home to one on the couch, stuffing their face with fast food. They kinda jump because they are afraid I’m the other whale and that I would catch them “cheating”. Little do they know that they both fucking do this. They both secretly eat behind their backs.
Garbage is left fucking everywhere. They are constantly playing Tetris with the garbage can. Trash is litterally on the floor around the trash can. OUR COMPLEX IS RIGHT BY THE DUMPSTER. TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE.
5) My food
Stop stealing my food. Stop stealing my food. Stop stealing my food. I was going to use that for a recipe, but you couldnt resist to take your fat, greedy hands off of it. At LEAST ASK OR SOMETHING! I hate running to the store because I found out that you managed to down an ENTIRE CONTAINER OF SOUR CREAM. I just wanted a fucking vegetable enchilada.
Well. Lesson learnt. Never live with a fat.