Archived Obeast sad that his shirt shows his body for what it is instead of hiding it (twitter.com)
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Archived Obeast sad that his shirt shows his body for what it is instead of hiding it (twitter.com)
submitted ago by MurderParty
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[–] Frazfox 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Yeah, no that is most certainly a 3x not a medium. If it were a medium you would have butter wings flapping out of the ripped seams on the sides. You need to come to terms with the fact you ruined your body, no even pretending to be a super hero at this point fatass.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
[–] presidentlula 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
The ending made me piss my pants. Honestly, it's mocking itself better than we ever could.
[–] 12599247? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You convinced me to finish it.
Do you think it would've cried in the fitting room if it got the chance to try it on in a store?
[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Right? This is hilarious.
[–] intermittentfeasting 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
This is so grotesque and pathetic. Good find, op.
[–] JewishKlansman 4 points 5 points 9 points (+9|-4) ago
Nah, he doesn't deserve hate. It seems pretty obvious to me that he's doing a bit, and its self-deprecating humor for a laugh. Should have been obvious he was kidding when he said it looked like he ate black panther, killmonger, and the sister, heh! I save my fat-hate for the "healthy at any weight" and proud fat activist types.
[–] intermittentfeasting 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Feelings aren't a finite resource for me, I've got enough to hate all of them equally with enough emotion left over to feel other ways about lots of other stuff.
[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Well then you're in the wrong place, sunshine. Back into the wilderness with the fat fucks!
[–] polebunny 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's masquerading its very real shame and anger at himself as a bit. The same way when, say, you fail a semester but gleefully joke about it like it's nbd * sobs *
[–] 12599255? 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Nah, those are real tears.
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
He took it from Black Panther to Black Panda.
[–] FirstLine 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It shitlorded itself. Lied about the size. Showed the world it is too lazy to send items that don't fit back to the store. Also attention whore/dramaham.
[–] Placetohide 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I completely lost it at "why my tiddies lookin voluptuous in this" and laughed so loud I scared my cat.
[–] culofiesta 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Why is this faggot constantly touching his face? Really irritating
Nice to see reality hitting someone in the face at least
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
What I find funny is that this is a workout shirt and it is complaining it is too small. Wouldn't the idea be to shrink into it? I guess that sort of logic only applies to people who go to the gym to improve.