Archived Fatty thinks going out looking like a dumpster makes it braver than any US marine. (kek.gg)
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Archived Fatty thinks going out looking like a dumpster makes it braver than any US marine. (kek.gg)
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[–] butitwasmesombra 0 points 52 points 52 points (+52|-0) ago
Actually just sent the image to a marine friend I have in the US and he said he wouldn't dare going out being a fat fuck dressed like actual shit, so I guess this fatty is kinda right haha
[–] FormerBaltimoreRes 0 points 34 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago
There's a greater chance this fatty loses a limb in the next five years than an active Marine.
SO BRAVE.
[–] Cytokine-Storm 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Go get you some beetus son
[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
spilled coffee laughing at that.
[–] fabulousalpaca ago
Your friend is awesome
[–] butitwasmesombra 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
He's pretty chill, yes. Met him during the 2010 Haiti earquake, when I went there as part of Argentina's Cascos Azules.
And what's interesting is that he is not a shitlord, it's likely that he got mad at the bullshit that fatass wrote, and this post proves a point I made here sometime ago. Fats say shit so outrageously disgusting -e.g., what this fatass said- that make people that don't hate them for being fat, hate them for being disgusting human beings.
[–] Jimbonez_Jonez 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago (edited ago)
Repignant.
Edit: That's not a typo.
[–] CriesinCars 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Yeah I dont see a half dozen of these circus freaks every time I go to Walmart.
[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
One of the craziest things about fats is how fat blind they are. Like you have one of these 500 lb fats, and they see a 300 lb fat. And they don't think to themselves, "hey another giant sack of shit like me!" They'll instead class the 300 lb and a normal sized person as the same general weight range. It's insane. I mean fucking everyone is fat. And it's only the rare person who's not fat who can even see the forest for the trees. Or the overweight for the obese.
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"REEEE everything is made for thin people!"
"Thin privilege is relative!"
[–] RightEdge 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Do they have mirrors in their house? I mean seriously, at some point, it becomes time to deal with the problem of being some fat slob.
[–] [deleted] 1 point 10 points 11 points (+11|-1) ago
[–] Mass_Eject 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
A button on a marine's dress uniform has more bravery than this waste of human tissue.
[–] beeetus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm so brainwashed by those Tumblr fucks, I read that PO as "person of". Immediately read the S as "shit" though
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I know, right?
I can't even use "shitty," "problematic"--and now, most recently, "gender"--without thinking of Tumblr and Reddit, so I end up not using them at all. Back in 2013 before I joined Reddit those words were a heavily-used part of my vocabulary. "Shitty" for bad, "problematic" for entailing actual problems, and "gender" lets you avoid using the more ambiguous and confused-with-procreation "sex." Now that's ruined.
[–] NotAnOctopus ago
Am a (former) Marine. 5 years in, two active combat deployments. I would never waste my time beating up something like this or even taking it seriously enough to consider beating it up.
[–] Tax_Blobs ago
You are just granting its wish.
[–] zaimenellen 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Shame doesn't exist anymore because there are barely no consequences for stupid and crappy behaviours like this.
[–] blue5car 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Marine: Semper Fi
This thing: Semper Food
[–] SkrutinizeYou 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Why are fat peoples feet always halfway off the soles of their shoes?
[–] ImPhilippe 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I think the answer lies within your question
[–] Colonel_Questionmark 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fat feet are fat.
[–] Colonel_Questionmark 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Username: “chairbreaker”
[–] hiddenbutt 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
50% chance it’s a troll account