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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
But mah feels!!!!
Everything in the world revolves around me so clearly that child said that just to hurt me!!
I'm so oppressed and the whole world is constantly staring at me and judging me even though I'm fucking perfect!
I'm so brave for sharing my story and that child is clearly a fat-shaming bitch because she clearly meant to upset me! Me, me, me, me!
It's not possible that the rest of the world pays zero fucking attention to me. That girl couldn't possibly have, you know, not even noticed my presence!
Everyone on this whole planet is constantly thinking about me! They're definitely judging me and it can't possibly be that I'm projecting my own insecurities about this body I live in onto other people!!
I'm not insecure! I love my body and I'm so brave to stand up to all these bastards that fat-shame me. It's not that I hate myself too at all, honest!! I'm totally not making assumptions about others actions based on my own insecurity! I really love me and they're definitely deliberately attacking my luscious curves, which I totally love! Honest!
/s
[–] gregorythegreat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Everything revolves around them because nothing can escape their orbit!
[–] SkinnyMcShitlord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
No, shitlord! It's because I'm just so amazing and people are drawn to me! /s
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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Haha. *high five!*
I'm drunk and I wondered if I was being too subtle with the double meaning there. Glad you got it :D