Posted by: ThotsAndPrayers
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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It says it did crunches for 4 days and then refers to its “burgeoning abs”. The delusion is strong with this one.
[–] J_Darnley 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Perhaps it mistook hernias for a six-pack.
[–] ThotsAndPrayers [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Conveniently it mentions the days it tried to perform crunches instead of the actual number of crunches performed, leaving the reader to extrapolate. 4 crunches over 4 days? 1 crunch split across 4 days? The world may never know.