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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It says it did crunches for 4 days and then refers to its “burgeoning abs”. The delusion is strong with this one.

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[–] J_Darnley 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Perhaps it mistook hernias for a six-pack.

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[–] ThotsAndPrayers [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Conveniently it mentions the days it tried to perform crunches instead of the actual number of crunches performed, leaving the reader to extrapolate. 4 crunches over 4 days? 1 crunch split across 4 days? The world may never know.