Another week in school means another week with a fat. In our class, we wear business clothes via to presentations. But this guy didn't. He only wore casual. So when a group was presenting, I heard a long squeak and turned around and saw the fat guy nearly falling asleep but was woke up by his own farts. A female student behind him reacted in disgust and soon covered her nose and mouth with her shirt when the smell got to her. The fat guy's face looks more droopy than before so I knew his health is deteriorating fast. I just hope I don't get asked to perform CPR when he falls in class because we all know that excess fat suffocates a person right? And performing CPR on a fat means a risk of killing them and I don't want to carry the responsibility and burden of unintentional murder. Yes I hate fat people but at the same time, I don't want any responsibility over their lives. I don't even do clinical so I shouldn't be touching fats.
So when its his time to present with his group, he has to of course, borrow a chair to sit on and I saw him nearly falling asleep again but he was able to uphold his composure.
God help me through this because this waste of carbon and chromosomes takes up like three chairs and if he passes out in my class, I don't want to touch him or perform CPR on him. Not to mention, HE'S EVEN WIDER THAN THE CLASSROOM DOORS IN MY SCHOOL! Just imagine the logistics of the ambulance trying to transport him out of class alone!
I want this nightmare to end for me so I can spend more time with the humans. I don't want to be the guy who witnessed an obeast collapsed and get questioned why I wasn't able to save him.
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[–] Slagiatt 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Youre under no obligation to render aid if fatso has a heart attack or whatever. I wouldnt touch it.