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[–] TheShitLordCynic 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"If you're 40 pounds overweight, ever, nobody in their right minds is lusting after you."

FTFY.

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[–] swohio 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

He's half right, Jennifer Aniston is 46.

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[–] ItsCalledaSalad 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I agree. There's plenty of hot people over 40. Age is just a number, baby.

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[–] BFG10mnw 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

Yup, until 50,then show is over;

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The argument is that you can find someone under 40 who i just as hot but more naive and willing to do crazier things in bed.

I'm pretty ure Ms. Aniston knows what she likes and is willing to do in bed and only wants to stay in that lane.

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[–] swohio 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You think only young people are crazy in bed? Ever considered that people get wilder in bed as they get older because you have to find new things to try?

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[–] ShitArchon [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You know you've succeeded in life when your wife still looks hot and doesn't look like complete shit when she ages. Getting someone like that is a far better symbol of success than a Ferrari or mansion. For contrast, Kelly is 34.

The opposite of this is marrying a dependapotamus who demands you be okay with her gaining and keeping hundreds of pounds because she shat out your children.

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[–] j095 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Age isn't really relevant though. No one in their right mind is lusting after someone 40 lb overweight ever.

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[–] ShitArchon [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Case in point: most of the scary-looking Tumblrinas are in their 20s. Like in the "why men HATE fat chicks" video.

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[–] Svoodie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

We can all agree on hating fatties but I will not stand idly by when people insult cougars and strongdads. Older age has it's own unique charm if you just make sure to keep in shape.

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[–] ShitArchon [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

He's speaking in reference to delusional SJWs.

The other problem, of course, is that the age group you're talking about often doesn't even fucking try to make themselves look good, so their younger version is vastly superior in terms of hair and weight alone.