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[–] TheStapler ago
I would regret nothing by becoming an Uber driver and picking her up upon her request for a two-block trip to get more ice cream, but instead driving her far outside of the city, ignoring her frightened pleas, and then kicking her out of the car in an area of major bear, cougar, or crazy redneck activity. And, I would not regret driving away, watching in my rearview as she chases after me at 1 mph, flailing her arms with a spoon in one hand.