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[–] Scribbleballs 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

“Couple jelly beans” = five pound bag from Walmart. To bad she’s so fat her baby’s BMI is probably in the obese column the instant it’s born.

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[–] TheStapler 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Totally makes sense, they’re sedentary and their belly fat mashes down on the womb, so the baby has no room to grow... and then there’s the diet of cheeseburgers and donuts...

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Check my post history from like a year or two ago, I have a absolute hog of a high school classmate that was obese when they were ttc and got even fatter during the pregnancy. Baby was born several months that early and has a permenant trach.

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[–] shamelesspigs 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Can confirm. I was never overweight during either of pregnancies. My son was 9’5” and my daughter was 8’1”. Both healthy as fuck.

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[–] Siacca 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Couple jelly beans... This is what she meant

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[–] TrainWreckComing 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Damn, was thinking the exact same thing but you beat me to it! Though you left out how i probably didnt take a nap but passed out from exhaustion from all the work it had to do reaching its hand in the bag so many times.

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[–] ouchtruthhurts 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Love the comment about how she turned to food. You'd think typing that would be a wake up call.

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[–] CarbonsAnniversary 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Right, the wake up call to remove all junk food from the house and then take a walk with the kid.

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[–] Zara 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

This reminds me of my dumb fatass brother who once asked our mom for "a few cheetos" and proceeded to dig out two huge hammy fist fulls! He genuinely thought that THAT was a few and ARGUED with us when we told him it meant like 3 or 4. I hate that selfish, disgusting fat fuck.

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[–] Bodysnatcher 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah, they've got a weird way of thinking eh. My sister went vegan in what I think is her lazy attempt at a diet, but still eats giantic portions anytime(cooking full meals past 1am...) which negates any gains. Also discovered that hash browns are vegan, apparently. Insists she's the paradigm of health.

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[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

i hope you remind your sister that shes a fat idiot often

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[–] polebunny 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I hate fat vegans, they give such a bad name to the movement.

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[–] Zara 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was going to ask if anyone would off him for the good of the world, but then I remembered that whale hunting is illegal in Oklahoma by law. That being said, the offer is still out there...

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[–] minadredi [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

For those unfamiliar with pregnancy ... stuff, she gained 9 lbs since her last appointment, 4 weeks ago. 9 pounds. In a month.

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[–] stefwithanF 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh I thought she meant, at 24 weeks she had gained 9 pounds. I was eh, not bad til I saw it brought her to 2fucking50

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[–] puggy 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

How odd. She doesn't even mention her husband.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

There is none.

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[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

she ate him... much like the female mantis does after insemination

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I got stuck in a conversation with a huge fatty and somehow and the topic came to how large all three of her kids were when they were born. Apparently they were huge. I was just like no shit

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[–] Youfatfuck 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

LOL donuts @ dramatically tiny no shit.

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[–] SleepyCicada 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Yeah, fatty. And you’ll sue your OBGYN once your birth experience goes south because you thouroughly lack insight and judgement. Every adverse pregnancy, birth, and postpartum outcome is more likely in an obese woman regardless of how ‘healthy’ you think you are.

PS - was on the L&D floor the other day and overheard an OB and a triage nurse arguing about who should go an internal on a 400lb patient. The doc was clearly trying to get out of it.

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[–] theepilepticferret 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

My OB told me she was bragging to the other doctors in the doctor's lounge that she delivered an 8 lb 5 oz baby to a first-time mom (me) and didn't have to intervene with vacuum or forceps (:

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[–] TantricPanniculus7 ago 

internal

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D:

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[–] TheStapler 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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