Posted by: CthulhuDelay
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[–] Scribbleballs 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Uh, where is it’s nipples?
[–] ilikefish 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The lack of nipples scares me the most about this pic.
[–] Artie 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Fat people are not only a bigger target, but are too slow to run away as well.
"There's a shooter 2 rooms over and he's coming this way! Quick jump out the windows and run!"
"REEEEE SOMEBODY HELP ME I CAN'T GET OUT THE WINDOW!!!!!!"
[–] ilikefish 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
In survival situations where fleeing from a threat is necessary, fats are nice to have. I can outrun them and they make great human shields!
[–] paradoxymorphone 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Healthy At Every Shooting?
[–] rshackleford252525 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
lets test this theory
[–] 12386356? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
They tested it on the most appropriate natural target - the nipple.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
But in order to survive the bullet, you first have to live long enough to be shot by someone. You will more likely die of a heart attack long before anyone tries to kill you so it's a catch 22.
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[–] 12388924? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I prefer the sequel, Catch .44
[–] BlackAdamRedLantern 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Missing the point that the're also a bigger target.
More to the point though, what kind of asshole are they where getting shot is so likely that they justify it by being fat. Additionally surgical complications from being fat are a problem.
[–] GinForBreakfast 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The phrasing makes it look like they think the bullet will just bounce off, instead of ripping through the fat and slowing down before it reaches a major blood vessel or artery.
Surprise, fatties, the shock of being shot and all the tissue damage can still kill you, thankfully.
[–] MaxTepafray 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Part of me wants to know the math on how big you'd have to actually be to have a 2ft thick wall of fat covering your body.
Part of me is really scared what the answer would be.