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[–] Bananazz 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Human soft serve in it's natural habitat

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[–] stefwithanF 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Most underrated comment I've read in a while. I am totally stealing that

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[–] howdidyoubecomethis 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

  • Beard to hide double chin - CHECK
  • Activity tracker to make those 1,500 steps around the office feel like exercise - CHECK
  • Oversized polo shirt to try and disguise beer gut - CHECK
  • Amazon Dash button on desk for ordering more Cool Ranch Doritos - CHECK
  • Bright red lips from mouth breathing - CHECK

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[–] performance 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Bright red lips from mouth breathing - CHECK

He even looks like he's holding his breath lol

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[–] billyjackthemac 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That's the look of a "man" that dries up every vagina around him...

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[–] Runway22L 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Mmm, guhuhuhu, BIG MAC! Shit he's even got the beard. Turn in your penis bro YOU'RE NOT A MAN!

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I still find it crazy that people like this allow pictures of themselves to exist.

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[–] performance 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

He likely thinks he "looks pretty good".

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[–] ChicagoSunroof [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And what's with the thumb ring?

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[–] Naught405 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Talk about a punchable face, this thing literally gives me the urge to punch it

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[–] 36fillette 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

hahhahahaahhaa :D

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