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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

341 lbs.? I think they forgot to weigh a few rolls. That's at least a 400 pounder.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

... what does a typical sac ale max out at? I don't even know.

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, I figure it's an estimate because the scale maxed out.

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[–] ILoveBeingHuman 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Pretty sure she lied about her weight. There's no way that adipose monster is 341 lb, more like 441.

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[–] Twentyonepointthree 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I doubt they ask you, they probably make you stand on a scale while a guard shouts your weight to another guard who records it.

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[–] billyvvinz [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I wouldn't put anything past a ham. They would eat it if I tried.

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[–] MurderParty 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I get the feeling nobody's gonna bail Gail the whale out of jail.

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[–] DrFingers 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Like how every instance of her last name got bleeped except the one in the address bar.

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[–] billyvvinz [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

An attempt was made.

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[–] shitlordius_prime 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

salt the snail

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[–] veganandnotfat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Who's Gail?

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[–] billyvvinz [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Some random deathfat I found browsing mugshots. I wanted to say something funny about her shirt but nothing came to me.

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[–] AntiFat6 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

What did she do?

You should look up local pedophiles. The ones in my area are always fat. Of course I feel absolutely terrible for any child that is molested, and Im not implying in any way that sexually assaulted adults or children get turned on, but fucking insult to injury they're always the most repulsive fat ugly creatures you have ever seen in your life.

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[–] CosmoMcKinley 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The Jackson County Buffet Bandit.

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[–] C490revival 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This person looks too fat and slow to be commiting crimes. In fact they look too fat and slow to be doing anything at all.

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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What the actual fuck is it?

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