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[–] Frazfox 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Physically looks 60, dresses like a two year old... which makes her actual age ~31?

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[–] xForeverOmega 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Math checks out.

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[–] hellno 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Jesus. A doctor married it. He must be a god damn tool.

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[–] ButterBeater9000 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

An actual doctor or like a naturopath type thing?

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[–] DietSodaLuvr 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

He got his Ph.D. it may not be that impressive. Depending on what you teach, some professors only make like 50k a year.

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[–] Siacca 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Did he lose a bet or something?

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[–] SwoopyWoopy 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Just looked through the rest of her profile, she is shockingly ugly, to the point it is almost comical. What I don't understand is her husband. he is a decently good looking, in shape, doctor. When fat ugly men date attractive women, you can always say oh he's just rich, or that he's well endowed or something, But I am honestly racking my brain as to what she could possibly have to offer? Is he gay, and he just picked his sassy fat friend as his beard? Is she actually loaded? Any thoughts?

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

That Insta is something else. There really is no limit to how many sycofats will make fawning comments over awful, awful pictures, is there? "Your[sic] so gorgeous! !! Your[sic] so electrifying! !!" to a picture of her in a too-small leather jacket (it's the tamest leather jacket in the world, and she considers it "edgy," apparently) looking like a Polynesian Quasimodo. "So much epicness in one photo!" another enthuses like a moron, to a photo of her wearing that same childish Hello Kitty shirt. Yes, sigh, that is epic. We have the prose edda, the Greatest Story Ever Told, the works of Shakespeare and Dickens, Gone With the Wind, Lord of the Rings, Shogun...and now we have a fat girl in a mass-produced t-shirt with a lame cartoon character for nine-year-olds printed on it. EPIC.

"But here I am today wearing lingerie, in the winter, posing in front of a window, feeling incredible and I’m sure people outside could see my butt."

Honey, I'm sure people on Mars could see your butt.

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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Upvoated for “sycofat.” Definition: one who tosses social media “likes” at someone who looks even worse, to make sure that crab stays in the bucket.

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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Upvoated for “Polynesian Quasimodo”. Perfect.

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[–] Artie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

He actually got a green card off her, plus yeah I think she's a beard.

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[–] REEEperMan 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is the infamous landwhale and the Scottish pigfucker, featured on FPH many times but always equally baffling. She once posted a group photo with his family - his thin, normal family - and it was absolutely hilariously tragic.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh, riiight! This is the one who does the lamest, most tame and dull things in the world--like going out for coffee and a snack with her husband--and talks about how weird it is and how they're just gonna do them, man, they live how they want, on the edge. Never mind that it's the most dull stuff ever and the kind of thing millions of other people do on a daily basis.

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[–] jeffjeff 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Jesus, I can't believe he went for that. Not a bad looking guy and could do so much better. Let's hope he come to his senses and chucks it before he gets baby trapped. That's assuming the beast hasn't eaten its way into infertility.

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[–] callthehambulance 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Probably not, he lives in Glasgow - a city so fat and gross that it gave name to the "Glasgow Effect", where citizens of the place live such shitty, unhealthy lives they die far younger than in other places. Some Scottish women are gross

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[–] texasFPH 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Fatty-five?

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[–] Titanbikes4ever 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

fuck this thing is fucking ugly

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[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Got fat grandma face, looks 50s, so probably late 20s?

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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Feeling super cute"? Looking like a homeless drug addict with edema is "super cute"?? Edited to add: looks like its husband is from Glasgow (and also looks damn gay). He must've done it for a green card.

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[–] C490revival 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fat really messes up the face hard. Her face looks like a partially inflated parade float.

Age guess: late 30s maybe early 40s...

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