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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

No surprise there. I'm a woman and I'll tell you right now there's no way these she-beasts can be any good at anything that involves physical exertion, especially sex. There's been times when my SO and I have had "marathon sex" (sorry for the TMI) and certain positions become strenuous to hold after a few hours. There's no way a beast could ever keep up, let alone enjoy sex like that.

My fiance is 6'4 and 180lbs, I'm 5'7 118lbs and even he tires after a while because great sex requires work from both partners. Aside from the fact that fat is unattractive, unhygenic, disgusting etc... Fat chicks are just entitled, selfish, and lazy in every shape and form and that isn't going to bode well in the bedroom. Not to mention how hard it probably is for a man to find the beast's hole (vomit), they just lay there demanding shit, jiggling, while the man does all the work. The whole thing sounds awful.

Anybody who fucks fatties deserves to be miserable and have a horrendous time. The thought of the sights and smells alone is enough to make a mentally/physically healthy man's dick shrivel up and die.

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[–] little_red 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

This this this. From watching Whitney Whale Thore (the ham with a TLC gig showcasing how AWESOME her life is) clumsily "dance," I've concluded that fats absolutely lack any ability to isolate muscle groups. Can't throw that ass in a circle if your body is a sack of pudding.

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[–] AntiFat6 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

My friend used to be a stripper and the stories of her rubbing on fatties nubs were hilarious. She said 99% of the time she was rubbing on bellies cause their dicks were too small to make it past the guts, and they stank, and they were too lazy to move so would just lay there splayed, and occasionally try to do not allowed touching on her, and would be super fucking entitled and mean. And of course none of them were generous tippers, and they'd ask her to come home and suck their dicks, or one fat fuck tried to ask her to come have a threesome for free. So vile.

Ive seen fat cows at nightclubs, and they're always the first to humiliate themselves on the stripper pole... no attractive woman would give a free show like that, but fatties love it because people can't help watching the trainwreck which they would interpret as positive attention. They can't even move their hips and its always sort of off beat wild shaking, and weird humping, half hearted lesbianism, and they always, always, always, take their heels off because their hooves hurt. My friends and I used to call it going to visit the pig pen, because it was basically an encased stage on a platform filled with pigs, and we would watch them when we wanted a break to laugh. Im still shocked that pole never collapsed under their weight.

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[–] belil569 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This right here. Its exactly why I hate pig fuckers more than fats. The fact that they find it fun and give any credence that any one wants some pork ork is just gross.

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[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The longer I'm here the more I'm starting to hate enablers more than the fats. I mean obviously I hate the fat people. But fats gonna fat. Past a certain point they're a lost cause that you can't really expect much from. I hate them like I hate bad weather.

But the closer someone is to normal but still helping the fat cause in some way the more annoyed I get. Because they should know better. The fatfuckers. The people in the high normal BMI that are giggling their way closer and closer to getting into overweight. And it goes on and on.

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[–] Siacca 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Fat girls are lousy in bed because they cause erectile dysfunction.

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[–] belil569 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Thats just basic biology, no one gets it up for animals. Except /u/SUPA_FUPA and at least there is some disconnect there.

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[–] SUPA_FUPA 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Excuse me what? No!

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[–] blue5car 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

If you need the in-laws present to operate the fupa broom, I'd say the sex is gonna' be pretty shit

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[–] billyjackthemac 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I’d rather read a study on the contents at the bottom of a septic tank then this.

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[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You just read both.

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[–] Siacca 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What's the difference?

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

But this is impossible! Aren't all the fats always insisting that they have "way more fun in bed" than any of us normal women, and are better at sex in every possible way?

They can't be lying about such a thing, can they? No, they wouldn't do that! /s

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[–] jeffjeff 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

If your mother in law is propping your fupa up with a broom it's probably quite difficult to achieve orgasm anyway, it doesn't sound terribly romantic.

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[–] 475677 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fat bitches are greedy lovers. All they do is consume without putting in any effort on their part. It's disgusting in every way imaginable.

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[–] TheStapler 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Wow thanks, science, I wouldn't have guessed... Seriously, the reason they demand men with huge dicks is, well, not exactly a reflection of their sexual prowess or being a "real woman." It's kinda more just the fact that the thick layer of fat on their thighs will provide an obstruction against a man's hips, preventing full insertion by the pathetic beta's member. But, fats will believe what they want, and that's why we're here.

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